I had a 1982 Mini.
It was yellow, with blue stripes on the bonnet. I loved that bloody car.

It died, spectacularly, in 1999. Since, I have had a succession of cars that haven't lived up to the joy of owning that little beastie!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sounds a little gay if you ask me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

You've really got it about you this evening TGB.
Are you over-excited about something?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

im handing my notice in tomorrow
That may be it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Are you expecting them to make you a counter offer to stay?
Which, if they do, you'll have to turn down?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

i expect them to go
Bye then
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Do you reckon?
You'll be surprised how many companies don't want to lose people who know what they're doing.*

*I assume you know how to do your job.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

if they offer me anything ill be shocked
As they are proper wankers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Have you said in your letter of resignation why you are leaving?
Sirs,

Sick as I am of working with proper wankers on a daily basis, I've decided to jump ship.

Don't expect a cake on my last day.

Love and kisses,

TGB
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

no ive kept it to one line
Please accept this as my formal notice of resignation, with my leaving date 30 October.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

You've got to give them a bit of feedback.
Why not add the line.

Please accept this as my formal notice of resignation, with my leaving date 30 October.

Oh, and you sir, are a cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

or the line
As you'd rather spend 60k on more managers than give me an additional 2k I can plainly see you have no respect for the people who actually do any of the work and as such you can kiss my rapidly departing ass
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Is your arse* departing because you are on some sort of diet/exercise fix?
Is it just because you're leaving?

*I have no idea how big, small, peachy or otherwise your arse might be. Apologies if you 'don't like your arse'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

i have a damn sexy arse
*waggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

When will the waggling stop?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

why should it ever stop?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It's like a perpetual motion machine!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

haha
I'll probably stop for a smoke soon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)

But will the arse still be wiggling?
Right. I'm going for a smoke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Sirs
I am so sick of this job that if you sat me down and asked me why I'd be talking for eight weeks solid.

If you wanted me to count my acheivements we could do so on Douglas Bader's toes.

Now stick it up your bollocks.

By

TGB - Aged (insert appropriate age here)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

You are invited to an event, you FB avoider.

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

you bet your sweet ass ill be thete

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

*glees*

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

i may end up bringing a gonz

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

He has his own invitation.

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

ok let me rephrase
I'll also ensure gonz is there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

He won't come.
He prefers not to come and then tell everyone he wasn't invited so that he can sulk and get validated ONLINE.
( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

oh he'll be there
Dead or alive
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

This is why I am so excited about November.

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

heehee
For gonz bullying?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

You love a bit of bullying eh?

( wanderlust, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

*drools*

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

i dunno how im going to control myself having you two on my doorstep

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Don't control yourself.
I don't plan on being the slightest bit reserved when you're about.
( wanderlust, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

NAUGHTY GLEES

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Al will explode.

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

that will be a massive explosion

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

all over your face.

( wanderlust, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I'll lick it off.
It'll taste like bacon.
( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

im so moist right now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I wanna be sitting in my flat knowing you're about 15 minutes away.

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

you obviously mean
I want to be helping you clean knowing you are an arms length away
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Oh yes, I forgot!
Tell me THE SECOND you know which weekend you're moving.
I already have my rubber gloves on.
( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

ooh kinky!
And will do! Woo cleaning party
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I wanna be sitting in my flat knowing you're about at least
15 minutes away
+at all times
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Fine with me.

( thealternativefact, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

oh god i love you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

It was a brill car, actually.
I should mention it was not sunshine yellow, more of a dirty yellow.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Minis ftw
I had a blue C reg mayfair. It was great having other mini drivers wave and zooming round corners at what felt like 90 miles an hour but was probably just under 30..
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Mayfair
One of the more low-end grot mags from back in the day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I always thought of it more in the upper-middle class
you had your lower-class Razzle and Fiesta, your middle-class Men Only and Club International, then Mayfair was up there with Penthouse and Playboy, at least in my hairy-palmed youth.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Men Only was class*
*Your definition of class may differ to that of mine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Thinking about it, I might be thinking of Club International.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)