no
it's platters. for some reason they eschew normal things like houmous and vegetables or cheese and onion or egg mayonnaise in favour of wacki fillings that nobody touches with a bargepole. well, apart from the officehoovers who go back time and time again.

also sandwiches make me feel physically sick when the bread starts to dry up a bit, something about it makes me shudder. this is ALWAYS the case with platters, they take the lids off ages before the meeting starts. vile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Then demand change!
Speak to your pay-masters and request a finer spread. Tell them productivity will improve if you don't have to waste their time posting messages on B3ta about the shoddy platters.

Either that, or make sure you've always got an apple and a banana in your bag.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)