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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Her husband was so overjoyed at being freed of the shackles of enforced vegetarianism that he began to nibble at her corn-fed corpse. Whilst he tries to keep it secret from the public, Paul has never quite lost the taste for human flesh and this is why Heather Mills only has one leg.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
He'll be going for Vanessa Feltz next. Fat tastes good!
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
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