I recently invented the phrase "on it like a bonnet"
and put in on my facebook status. My friends' reply was to create some very old school rap. More 18th century than 19th, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm using "pon dat" at the moment.
As in "He's really hot, I'm gonna get pon dat"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I think I'm too old to get away with that one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I used it in an apology text.
It's a brilliant phrase.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

here it is in full
"On it like a bonnett in the time of halley's comet,
god saw the face of the waters, and then he moved upon it.
My rhymes be real like the Fire of London,
dysentry, cholera, that's all hum-drum.
Like plague I'm bubonic,
like polio I'm chronic,
show me a beat and I'll get right on it.
You never heard rhymes like this in your life,
my beats are all played on the piccolo and fife.
Piccolo and fife! Piccolo and fife! BOOM BOOM, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Now we're getting on well like Charlie and Cromwell,
if you want to keep your head you'd better keep it on well.
dancing round the bonfire for the gunpowder plot,
Guido Fawkes wants you to drop it like it's hot
I’m digging on property, propriety and piety
lets pull this shit together and found the royal society.
Newton, Stevenson, Kingdom Brunel,
here comes my little train better ring my little bell.
If you got a problem, yo we'll solve it-
check out Robert Hooke while my DJ revolves him."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Now that, RCRI, is some next level ill shit.
And I should know, I am very, very street indeed, as anyone who experienced my rant about people referring to Hip Hop as 'Rap' will appreciate.

Nothin' physical, jus' buggin.

Cold chillin'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

well it was written on facebook
by two philosophy graduates. There are few people less street
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I just rediscovered MC Pitman.
He takes 'underground hip hop' to a whole new level.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

is he a mole?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

He is a miner.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

the rhythm is the bass
is the bass is the treble
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)