what do you think it is?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

dollies and prams

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

I hate dolls :(
uless it's Barbie...
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

A party. For ladies. With toys.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

it's a..........drum roll please.........
sex toy party
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

With a scat theme?
I see you'll be having 'shit on the table for people to nibble on.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:30, Reply)

well, they've got anal-eze
it only seemed to fit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

So as host, is it your job to sell the toys?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

nah, that's the consultants job
check it, just for having a party, I get a $50 gift certificate

wiggie wiggie wuhhh
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

They sound like fun. My friends are all prudes, though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

mine are all lesbians
the dirty bitches

it actually is fun, and very private
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'm getting some good vibes about this

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

giggity

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I wonder what sales patter the consultant will use?
'So, bloke leaving you wanting more? Stick this up your clunge. You'll be shaking like a shitting-dog within minutes'

I can't see how that would fail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

You missed your calling

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

*Beams*
Cheers!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

a l
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

What have I done now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Nothing
I just thought belms was better than beams. I don't like staying in bored already
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Start a new thread.
Once that doesn't see me trying to work out the sales pitch of sex-toy consultant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

done

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

me either!
they don't just sell dildos
they sell stuff for men too, sleeves and creams and stuff
all in all, it's generally mild, until they get into the creams and demonstrations........
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

sleeves?
Does the consultant double as a tailor?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

oh bother

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Sorry.
Is it a popular with men, these parties?

I can't say I've ever been to one. Generally speaking, wanking habits are only discussed in the pub after many, many pints.

Creams are usually dispensed by a chemist following a note from the doctor.*

*Ahem, not me you understand, both someone else. Yes, that's right. Someone else needed the magic cream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

men aren't allowed
they make stuff for men but they're not allowed at the parties

and this is speshul cream, makes you feel...very nice...
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Icecream?
Always cheers me up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

You Tutti-Fruity you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

; )

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Who's this with?
We have Ann Summer's over here. Dunno if they're American or not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Betty Bummers maybe?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Betty Bumder.
Crow's last tranny boyfriend.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I don't think they are.
These are called Slumber Parties.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

dildo's an shit yo!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:30, Reply)