to retaliate in Victorian format get some back copies of Viz and read Raffles the Gentleman Thug

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Such gems as:
(To King Edward VII) 'Is sir perchance passing by the infirmary on his way home? If so perhaps he'd like to stitch this fucker.'

'Is sir addressing me or is he masticating on a house brick? Because either way sir loses his fucking teeth.'

(While assaulting the ambassador to Moldavia) 'Have you had enough? Have you had enough you fucking Moldavian bastard, your Excellency.'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Have you had enough you fucking Moldavian bastard, your Excellency
hahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Raffles reminds me of Monty.
That is if Monty were hard, and not soft girl.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

#2 is a particular favourite of mine
as is "any more from you, Sir and there will be a considerable quantity of pugilism heading your way forthwith"
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)