surely werewolves or vampires would be better for an evil army?
rather than some shuffly, slow-moving-except-when-they-don't rotten old bollocks

edit: even the nonsense of the island of doctor moreau makes more sense than zombies
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

zombies are easier to raise and control
ever tried controlling vampires and werewolves? It's hard work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

dunno
garlic, crucifixes
and werewolves, you'd just need a leash and a muzzle, maybe some silver bullets
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

it worked in Van Helsing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)