No first love?
That's sad.

People falling over? WIN!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not really
I'm a bit too level-headed to want to rush into it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It could be a tale of unrequited love, someone you've lusted after from afar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

oh, I'm currently lusting after someone
but I really rather doubt it's true love
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

But if it makes your stomach flip when you see them
And you find yourself idly thinking about them on long journeys, then that's as good as it gets.

Once you get together, it'll be down-hill all the way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

if that's as good as it gets
then I've been in love dozens of times. But I'm pretty sure it isn't.

/stalks person some more
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Do the stalking.
It'll make you feel good.

*Plots move to Battersea*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

My mum knew someone
who answered the phone with 'Battersea Dog's Home, which bitch do you want?'

And if all goes well, then this time next month I shall know with this chap
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

What is your plan to slay them?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Is it someone off here?
/intensely nosy (by all means tell me to fuck off and mind my own business...
(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

is schtum
just in case. There is always gaz :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

*strokes imaginary beard and looks pensive*

(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Admit it
It's me, isn't it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

I've been found out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

It's ok
Let your feelings out, dear.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I LOVE YOU.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

*contemplates*
/months pass and you get fed up and leave
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

/weeps
/drowns self in GIN
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

*gravedigger quip*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

/snogs

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)