Don't forget to mention the near-terminal alcoholism
and that it destroyed her family, the hatchet-faced old witch. And that her mother was a chicken dealer to the City of London.

Do the 'drinky-drinky' hand motion, accompanied by her 'trademark wink'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah ask her why her daughter hates her
and tell her she's not a fucking scouser either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:30, Reply)

So, not being a scouser, is an insult?
*ducks*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Oi!
Gerrarovit!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

That's what I'll wear
A T-shirt that says "Roota calls bullshit"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Hahah
I did once start a rumour that she was born male and her name ysed to be Peter. Some people believed it.
I am not accusing her of being any B3ta mentals though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I could refer to her as Peter throughout if you like
That'll shut her up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Yes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I vote this
just doing something that's inoffensive but weird as hell.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)