The magic is everywhere, isn't it?
Me and my flatmate went to bed together yesterday, and this morning, when the alarm rang at 6am, I got out of bed and she couldn't move. She needed another 30min, a lot of loud radio and light to start functioning.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What the fuck was she doing out of the house before 7.30am is the important question...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oh, I see now
Right... She clearly has a busier life than you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

maybe she's a werewolf

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Blimey.
The credit crunch is hitting hard if flatmates can't even afford separate beds these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

You clearly weren't here yesterday morning
Where you, mighty mighty?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I have to do work, sometimes. It's a curse.
What, were you discussing the shocking UK bed shortage, or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Steamy Euro-lez action, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

*drops monocle*
I say!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

It wasn't steamy
it was a misunderstanding. She was very apologetic yesterday.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

They always apologise, just before they go for kill;
French women. IME.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Je suis désolé
mais je veux toucher vos seins
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Hahaha
Froglolz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Quite so, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)