You've probably been on CCTV with your automotive dough-related masturbation antics and a few lorry driver's mobile phones have probably got footage too.
edited by request
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you forgot the bread
it's not the same without the french roll
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Bonjour

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

hello favourite boy
how's your wednesday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Not bad my darling, not bad.
I have so much to do that I am doing none of it and arseing about on here instead...

How's your day looking from here?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

my day is looking depressing
meeting at 8am, meeting at 12pm, both tres dull. counsel has picked up on something in particulars of claim that i really feel i should have spotted, which is always a bit lowering. gash!

but you have cheered me up a bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

That is my aim.
My father was convinced I should have gone into the law but I am way too slapdash, despite my prodigious talent for arguing and brow-beating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

^ this is me ^
it is sometimes an obstacle!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

edited.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I think I saw her on "Dogging UK"
homemade footage - from pervs, for pervs
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

and you were watching it because........

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

i hoped to catch a glimpse of you
and i'm a perv
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)