I have doubts over this bit
so cool he even gets the secretary to make him coffee.
She'll probably start talking about something bad happened to her at one point and you'll listen for HOURS and then get caught because you're still there HOURS later helping her fix her phone and putting up pictures for her
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is quite likely to happen
Which is why I'd taze her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Isn't this your standard practice with women?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

*tazes*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

PoD isn't a woman, Labs.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You are correct
I get the sinking feeling he was just mocking me though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

tazing you then leaving you unsatisfied
what an arsehole
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm quite happy with Labs making no attempt to satisfy me

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

that bit is irrelevant
the other skills sound useful though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)