*reads about seven posts in the thread below*
Ok whatevs people, he looks suspicious to me and probably is guilty of something.

Every question I can think of has been asked at some point so google came up with:

How can a personal injury specialist help you?
How can I get rid of blackheads?
What are the most popular fishing games?

Is google really as helpful as we think? Does anyone care? Are you going to answer your own random questions anyway?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:16, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Last thing I put into Google was directions from Norwich to Glasgow
Turns out it's a long fucking way. I'd better win, if I'm going to undergo a journey that lengthy which has fucking GLASGOW at the end of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

We would be quite happy if you don't visit Glasgow

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm more interested in Glasgow than Norwich, I have to say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Of course you are
Waaaaaay more drugs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

and waaaaaaay less incest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Don't fuck off, not-Bert.

(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Vipros wants to put together a crack team of specialists to pull off a high-stakes, high-tech heist.
What skills could you bring to the project?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I could bring small voice
Which I have used today to make people carry heavy stuff for me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Awesome.
And you;d be great at distracting some guards maybe.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

how do you do that small writing? I want that power.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You don't do it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

yes I do
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Hah, never ask her for some of her power.
It'll eat you from the inside.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Bobs not cool enough for small voice
and it only works as everyone has heard me do small voice IRL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I've not
Liar.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Everyone who matters

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

this is true
I suggest we get TGB and rubberduck to act as drivers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Spot-on.
A fleet of Honda Accords with tinted windows.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Why do you want to make me cry so badly?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Because I'm one away from a new PB

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Must
Hold
back
tears...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Bob
I've _no ^idea how you change the fonts. Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

ooh now you're just showing off
^{now I am too} _{will this work?} Yes hurrah for me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Yay for you!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

^wo_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^o _!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Way too much time on your hands.
Anyone would think you'd stopped caring about work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

copy and paste ftw
But yeah seeing those little wiggly O's did result in GLEE of the highest order which says a lot about how dull my day is
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

People who do this are cocks

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Even people who do that just to annoy Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Yes
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

^{it's jealousy} _{ignore him}
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

don't lie to me bitch
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Height?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Muscle
and running away slowly
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

BobbyPires
Special skill...

'Capable of evading low-speed pursuit'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

or just running through shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

muscle fat
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

human shield

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

not for you two cuntrags!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

cooking for the others and driving everyone around at high speed

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Tits.
Also: gymnastics, for getting round security lasers and whatnot.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

you're in

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yes!
When do you need me?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'll courier you a phone when it is time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'll be ready and waiting.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I was going to post that
as you are already acting as my assistant, you're in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

*takes minutes*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

So I've heard.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Well done BGB *high fives*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

*curtsies demurely*

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

:)
:(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I have sharp axes and big sledge hammers.
They may come in handy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

it's going to be more high tech than that
we need lasers and stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You may have to get through a door. Can I bring them with me anyway?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

not sure
I'll need to think about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I made a laser once.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

How?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Mirrors light source crystal,
bassically just put the pieces together for some science course I went on when I was a kid.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

So not really then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Yeah not really,
but you know, better than you've ever done.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

can you elaborate?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

The less you know the safer you are.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

how enigmatic
you're in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Oooh ooh I know where to get a death ray.
Sort of.
As long as you're outside. And it's a nice day. But if so, DEATH RAY.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I could punch out the guards.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Lampers!
I MUST HAVE HIM.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

:(
Stroke his test tubes in a sexual way and shag him in the fume cupboard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I wish.
I don't think I'll push it, we do have to work together for the entire semester, should things go south (and not in the good way), it would be hideously awkward.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

+ sleep in my bed because I'm too tired for anything other than being a massive pricktease

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Not seduced boy, silly.
I sincerely wish he would leave me alone.
Different one, my ultramega fit lab partner. I would NEVER be too tired for him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Is he ginger, floppy haired and wears check shirts?
Does he look like he might risk snapping in a brisk wind?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Nope.
On all counts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

He's not a hipster is he?
You're alright, Applebite, but I will punch you right in the face if he is.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Hipster?
What does that entail?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Scarf wearing pipe smoking aresholes
www.google.com/images?q=hipsters&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

also known as an awful lot of my friends.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I live with one.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I know some
They are mostly awful people.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

The guy I live with is ok. luckily.
I'm not friends with any others.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I know one who is incredibly hot and nice
The rest, not so much.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

See here
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Er, No.
That eighth picture down of the girl in the fur coat... what the fuck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

accidentally spill some chemicals on him and then say
"let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Smooth
If stolen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I love that phrase

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Nothing turns me on more than clumsyness
and poor scientific practice.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Yeah baby
Especially when we're dealing with live bacteria and potential carcinogens.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Maybe it would just be for the best
if you kept the chemicals in a safe area, and then just spit on his clothes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Beacuse my saliva all over his arm will definitely make him want to jump in my bed.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I love this picture too much to care about the message it's trying to get across.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I can climb poles.
Which means I can shimmy up lampposts or scaffolding to gain access to the building and/or safe. Should any happen to be nearby.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I've got a big bag of weed.
Weekdays are bad though - can we do this on a weekend?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

yeah, that's fine
you're in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I can do computer-y stuff
And can get training in social engineering/penetration testing.
Y'know the guy in the movies who dresses smart, bluffs his way into the building, hacks a computer and is so cool he even gets the secretary to make him coffee? That's me.
Oh, I'm also a good shot with rifles, pistols and bow and arrow.
AND, if you don't hire me then I'll be the one to unravel your plans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

You're forgetting that you're good at saving damsels in distress.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

True
Should the plan encounter problems, I am handy at rescuing damsels.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I have doubts over this bit
so cool he even gets the secretary to make him coffee.
She'll probably start talking about something bad happened to her at one point and you'll listen for HOURS and then get caught because you're still there HOURS later helping her fix her phone and putting up pictures for her
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

That is quite likely to happen
Which is why I'd taze her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Isn't this your standard practice with women?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

*tazes*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

PoD isn't a woman, Labs.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You are correct
I get the sinking feeling he was just mocking me though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

tazing you then leaving you unsatisfied
what an arsehole
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm quite happy with Labs making no attempt to satisfy me

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

that bit is irrelevant
the other skills sound useful though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I could bring the power of history
oops only partially posted. The power of history, breasts and getting you into the actual building. May also supply handy quippage/punnage as we get away
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

A PhD in Computer Science,
a husband-to-be who is geekier than me, and a bunch of cryptographer friends.

And a balaclava.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I just googled crab shortage.
I have been to three supermarkets looking for tinned crab and no-one has any. Have all the crabs died? It's an integral part of one of my favorite recipes and I can't get any fucking crab.

I DEMAND ANSWERS!
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Surely if all the crabs had died
Then there would be lots of crab to eat?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Then where are they?
And why aren't they in tins sitting on the supermarket shelves?
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

It's the unions, isn't it?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Crabs have a union?

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Don't you know anything about reproduction?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

We missed out crab sex at school.
It was the seventies.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

It was chaos
Some agressive teacher 'giving it all that' *makes crab claws out of hands*

And trying to fuck someside sideways isn't as easy as you'd imagine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I would imagine it's fun to try though.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Take care with contraception
or you'll end up with little nippers.
(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

and nowadays
you'll have to claw back some child-benefit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Fishmongers?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Fresh crab is too expensive.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I realise that was a question, not an answer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Watch 'Deadliest Catch'
They'll let you know if there is any crab about.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I love that programme.
But I don't have sky.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

My favourite show of the moment is Pawn Stars
It's like the Antiques Roadshow meets Cash Converters.

Episodse can be watched on YouTube.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

have to love Deadliest Warrior
who would win in a fight, Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great!

great programme
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I love the antiques roadshow
and find myself watching it way too much on "Yesterday"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Watch Pawn Stars.
It's mint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'll have a nose later

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Lunch time rhinoplasty?

(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

They were selling them
on Guildford high street yesterday. I'd have posted you one, if you'd said.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I am so getting a crab
affixing a label and some stamps and posting it to someone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Put it in with the snail mail.
Sorry.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

There's a phrase
that should have stayed in the 90s.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I did a wicked dish with crab a few nights ago, that I think I might do again tonight
1: Start boiling up some pasta
2: Fry up about half a deceeded chilli, some garlic, spring onion and some oil
3: Add about half a glass of white wine and let the alchole cook out a bit, 3 minutes should do it.
4: Add a mix of white and brown crab meat, I ain't had it out a tin before but Marks'n'Sparks do 'dressed crab' that works well. Then add a load of chives and parsley and cream.
5: Let it reduce a little bit.
6: By now the pasta should done, add some chives, mix'n'serve.
7: Serve and enjoy.

You'll get change out of a fiver for a really good meal, easy to cook for eaither just one or sevrel people.

The parsley needs to be cut fine because the texture isn't that nice in this one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I depend on Google for searching for data sheets and techy info.
The biggest problem is not google, it is the crappy sites which are supposed to hold the data.

Although I find it really annoying that people pay to push their own site up the list which can bury the site you really need.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

You've just given up now haven't you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

People slate everything anyway and talk about their own shit
so why bother.

How's your new flat working out?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

It's ok, but I've still not got the deposit back for the old place
so I'm poor again. on the fucking 6th of the month.
fucking fuck fuck.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'll post you some crab

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Don't worry I've got loads.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Yeh', like you've had sex recently.
I'm not sure if i'm reilliterating a joke here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Reilliterating
may be the best Gonzism of all time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

1. If you can find out who gave you the head injury that's made you so retarded then SUE
2. *racist joke*
3. Ask WBM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

4. Google has aided my record/music research A LOT.
5. No, no-one cares.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I care.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

*cries*
That's so....so...b-beautiful, Jeff.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Did you get the Fisher Price record player sorted in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Nope, I'm on a mission now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Hahaha!
You gaz him about that too?
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I offered to post his daughter
A Stylophone Beatbox thingy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I see there are a fair few on the bay

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I'll have another go then, cheers.
That one was sent to me in a link by the wonderful BGB.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

*preens*

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

*prunes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Do you want me to send you one of these?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=20l-5ctDk0I
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I have no sound but whatever it is it looks excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

If you want it, you can have it.
It makes noises, I have no interest in it (one of those novelty Christmas gifts that sits gathering dust).

Have a listen online this evening and if you think it won't be too annoying and your daughter will enjoy it, I'll post it to you.

Otherwise, it'll go in the bin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I can't listen online this evening
FOR I HAVE HAD NO INTERNET AT HOME FOR 8 FUCKING DAYS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Thats a bit careless of you.
You wanna get that sorted out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

No television either.
WankWank have a 'network problem'. They're going to have an 'arson problem' if this continues.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

And that's knocked out both the telly and online services?
That is a worry.

Is this based on your geographical location, or a national problem?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

coincidentally it happened after he spoke to them on the phone
It's because he is a monumental cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Harsh Bob. Harsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I get worse!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Surely this is scientifically impossible?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I get the most stick on here , bar bert
definitely. Trufax.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

But you love the attention.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I really don't
I don't mind the abuse but it get's a bit tedious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

you could always, you know, stop being shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

easier said than done

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah.
I rang them up to complain about the loss of service and THEN then they cut the service. Well done Einstein.

I think I know where I remember you from now:
www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Geographical.
Bartleby had it too. You gonna call him a cunt too, Bobby, you educationally subnormal amoeba?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

nah I don't like him enough to do that.
It's always love Monty.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

If I give a you a link do I become wonderful?
Awaits wonderfullnessnesssess
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

You were already.
*fawns*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

My link is better
www.thisoldtoy.com/L_FP_Set/toy-pages/900-999/995-musicboxrecordplayer.html
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

That is nerd-tastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Hang about
I definitely used to have one of these. I wonder if it's still in my cupboard somewhere.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I really, really want one for my daughter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Right, an initial search says no
But then the fact I had to wear a headtorch and stand on top of a speaker probably doesn't help. I'll try and look better later and let you know.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

That's really very nice of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

My cousin had one
it probably got passed to my uncle's kids but they're well past it now. If I call into them at the weekend I'll have a look.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

That's incredibly kind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm going to go with sega dreamcast bass pro fishing
holler

last i googled was bondage clubs in dc
came up with something that looked like ym's basement
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Sent out your party invitations yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

event's on fuckbook

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'll be there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

can't WAIT

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I hope you've called it
'Cum to Kristines'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

some generic crap stolen from ze internet
Saturday, October 23rd, can be our secret girl's day;
Come over to my house if you want to play!
So it's not your regular party - that much is implied.
But the real question is.. wanna show YOUR naughty side?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

You are hosting a pantomine!
It's behind you!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

The new boss here is austrailian
slýɐɯǝ uʍop ǝpýsdn ɯýɥ puǝs oʇ ƃuýoƃ ɯ,ý
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

ǝɯɐƃ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐ ʎɐïd uɐɔ oʍʇ
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)