I offered you money.
You're just pulling a Vipros, ONCE AGAIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you aren't the only one
but I'd not be able to pay it back for a while, and while you may not mind, I do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I really don't mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I know old chap and I appreciate the offer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

stop paying people to be your friends
it insults the people who do it for free.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

It's a setup for a robbery and murder and you're spoiling it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

If you try to murder Vipros you'll have to go through me!
although if you're using a sharp implement it will probably just go through me like butter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I do have a collection of swords.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

stop setting up innuendoes
my head might explode
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

head loins
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

bravo
this word strikes the right balance of quirky and smutty.

somehow i only ever manage slutty :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I don't think I could manage slutty if I tried

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

it's a gift that some of us possess in spades
actually i should be much more of a slut, stupid long-term relationships, stupid fidelity, i haven't shagged around anywhere near enough.

i realised after typing this how attention-seeking it sounds. you know what, i don't even care, the day i'm having!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I don't have the appearance to carry it off to begin with!
what's wrong with your day?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

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and you can't say things like that now we've all seen the smoothie cigar pic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

yeah, work sucks. although mine is good today
you say that, but the reality of the situation is quite different.

My fundamental coolness is grievously overlooked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

this does not surprise me.
I have a collection of cookie cutters, don't mess with me or you'll end up with a cat shaped scar on your face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

mm cupcakes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

i don't really like cake
but i do quite like cupcakes. however, you can never manage more than about 2 bites because they are too much.

how about tiny mini cupcakes??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

they're the best
not so much to eat as a full cupcake, but still sweet and delicious. I do want some cake now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

How big are the cupcakes you eat?!
A normal sized cupcake IS about 2 bites!
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

no, fairy-cakes are
but now-a-days cupcakes are massive and usually quite dense
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

it's all the cream on top
/whinge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

you've never complained when I put "cream" on your "cupcakes" before

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

argh
you and monty are becoming one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

he'd like that to be the case
but there is no way I am "becoming one" with him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You're the one with the gay sig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

hey!
lines from Warren G songs are not gay....oh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)