too fucking early for hallowe'en you FUCKING DIPSHIT

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's 3 and a bit weeks away
August was too early to talk about Hallowe'en.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'm clamping down on this shit of talking about ridiculous comercial bullshit "events"
fucking miles in advance.

I am Monty on this matter
*pays self five pounds*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I agree with you
however, I think that if you're in the same month as the event, it's not too early. For example, it's too early to talk about Christmas but come 1st December, it's fine.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

wrong on the INTERNET
The C word should not be mentioned until Dec 23rd
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

WRONG
The C word should not be mentioned til the 25th. Nor should Xmas, and certainly not fucking "crimbo"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I used to work in WHSmiths over Christmas
it's amazing how many people have that attitude, and then shout at the staff because we've sold out of what they wanted.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Well people are cunts

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

you are all people
aicmfp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

oh noes you called me a cunt
You still coming to the bash on the 22nd?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I doubt it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Excellent

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Play nicely TGB.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

He called me a cunt!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Well, call him a mongy-rancid-festering puss filled clunge then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Then you'll tell me off for being mean again

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I didn't know he'd called you a cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Then you should have read the whole thread

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I know. I apologise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

faggot

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Might be too early for Halloween
But there was still Christmas shit in Sainsbury's when I went in this morning.
It makes me want to FUCK SHIT UP
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Did you get the £5 tin of Quality Street then?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I fucking did not.
I got a pack of Gold bars in Aldi for £1.14
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

gold bars are awesome
good taste. you and them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Why thank you

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

What are Gold Bars?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Aren't they the ones
that are like a club with caramac chocolate on?
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

fat person likes sweets shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

it's a chocolate bar retard

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

it's a biscuit actually

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

so what's a boost? or a twix? or anything else that has biscuit surrounded by chocolate?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

a gold bar isn't actual chocolate
it's some sort of coating.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

but there's no exposed biscuit
so it can't be a biscuit. It is just mental white chocolate isn't it with toffee added?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Something you should avoid.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

It's ten thousand spoons
when all you need is a knife.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Yes. This annoys me
I think I saw advent calendars before the august bank holiday this year. If I hadn't really needed some stuff I would have left in disgust.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

enough now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)