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so, what choo all doing for halloween?alt q: trick or treat?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:59,
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too fucking early for hallowe'en you FUCKING DIPSHIT(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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It's 3 and a bit weeks awayAugust was too early to talk about Hallowe'en.
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I'm clamping down on this shit of talking about ridiculous comercial bullshit "events"fucking miles in advance.
I am Monty on this matter
*pays self five pounds*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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I agree with youhowever, I think that if you're in the same month as the event, it's not too early. For example, it's too early to talk about Christmas but come 1st December, it's fine.
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wrong on the INTERNETThe C word should not be mentioned until Dec 23rd
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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WRONGThe C word should not be mentioned til the 25th. Nor should Xmas, and certainly not fucking "crimbo"
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I used to work in WHSmiths over Christmasit's amazing how many people have that attitude, and then shout at the staff because we've sold out of what they wanted.
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you are all peopleaicmfp
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:13,
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oh noes you called me a cuntYou still coming to the bash on the 22nd?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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I doubt it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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Well, call him a mongy-rancid-festering puss filled clunge then!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:37,
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Then you'll tell me off for being mean again(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:39,
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I didn't know he'd called you a cunt.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:41,
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Then you should have read the whole thread(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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Might be too early for HalloweenBut there was still Christmas shit in Sainsbury's when I went in this morning.
It makes me want to FUCK SHIT UP
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gold bars are awesomegood taste. you and them.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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Aren't they the onesthat are like a club with caramac chocolate on?
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it's a chocolate bar retard(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:20,
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so what's a boost? or a twix? or anything else that has biscuit surrounded by chocolate?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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a gold bar isn't actual chocolateit's some sort of coating.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:26,
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but there's no exposed biscuitso it can't be a biscuit. It is just mental white chocolate isn't it with toffee added?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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Yes. This annoys meI think I saw advent calendars before the august bank holiday this year. If I hadn't really needed some stuff I would have left in disgust.
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enough now.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:04,
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I just got an email explaining to me the difference between the intranet and the intranet.they honestly treat us like children sometimes here.
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What is the difference between the intranet and the intranet?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:24,
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fancydress party down in London(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:02,
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got a costume yet?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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nah but I know what I'm going asa living doll
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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I will be spending it giving any child that knocks on my door an aids-infected sweet containing a rusty razor blade."Trick or treat" is a dreadful Americanism that is nothing more than organised begging.
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If you have young kids (i.e. under about 6)Then its great with their costumes and suchlike. However, teenagers banging on the door is not good, the pikey little shitcunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:05,
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I don't want kids of any age knocking on my door scrounging - they can all fuck off, as can the parents who take the kids from house to house begging for confectionery.
I am thinking of running 240 volts through my door bell and door knocker this year. Last year I simply had a poster on the door which read along the lines of "Halloween is not recognised here. Do not knock on my door. Fuck off and beg somewhere else". It didn't work - a parent knocked on my door to complain. Cunt.
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We stopped getting trick or treaters after we started letting my dad answer the door.My dad is six foot something, has an enormous full face beard and is really rather scary looking.
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I've been invited to three, possibly four different parties.So I have no idea. Ultramega excited about my costume though.
Alt: Trick.
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What are you wearing?(Which by coincidence is how I usually start phone conversations.)
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Michael Keaton.In terms of hair, make up, tie, shirt and boots,
and then burlesque in terms of swapping the suit for black and white striped bustle, corset and stockings.
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what is costume?and trick of choice?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:05,
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you have ball cancer ! Ta Da!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:08,
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you've had many ballsand don't you deny it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:13,
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It's only 16:30you have plenty of time left to be knee deep in testicles my dear.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:30,
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er, the correct answer is "Kitty's party"(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:10,
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i'm going to a party.a FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY.
this is what my life has become. there better be vodka.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:04,
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I WAS REFERRING TO YOUR CONSUMPTION NOT THE CHILD'SI am in an exceptionally bad mood this afternoon
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Ah, I seeI had never heard of baguettes being used like that. I assume they'll get all soggy.
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It's an ongoing jokeThat rachelswipe likes to wank using various types of bread.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:13,
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AhThanks for the explanation. And why bread? I can't imagine many things worse than bread for wanking.
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I haven't been invited to anything fun this yearSad times :( I'm probably not thin enough to do the costume I wanted, anyway, and have no pennies to spend on making it, either.
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You can come to my houseAnd we can watch TV and drink and eat all the sweets. I don't do costumes, so just wear what you want.
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Hahaif you make sangria as well as you make mojo, you have a deal!
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You tried the sangría, didn't you?I made a full bucket at BGB's (or 2, I can't remember)
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Well, we'll have to sort that outI don't know when, though... I'm off here in 2 months, so it'll have to be when I come back.
Kitty mentioned the idea of having a celebrating my wedding bash, sometime in April, maybe, so I could do it then. I just don't fancy another party around us, I'm that modest.
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Bash times are fun times :)Whenever is good for you! You're going travelling for your honeymoon, aren't you? Whereabouts?
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South AmericaWe bought the tickets over the weekend, I'm so looking forward to it!
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I was going to be Mystique from X Menwobbly bits and a blue bodysuit mixeth not.
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That Rebecca Romijn is hot though(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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I suspect you will look better in a skintightbodysuit than I would!
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self-deprecation not allowedyou've worked hard :) be proud of it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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I am proud!but it is simple statement of fact, I've had a look at the flickr pool...
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could always go as the Mystique from the comicswho also wore a white dress thing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:31,
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Yep, like a flowing, Kylie-Minogue-in-that-video, white thing(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:32,
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one of my friends was planning to dress as Mystique for my halloween party last yearshe has the body to pull it off as well. it's a shame she chickened out.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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Is that the friend you showed me?The goth-y one?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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no, this other one is on a par though6' tall, blonde, triathlete.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:30,
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I approve(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:32,
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Yeah, see I could probably do itbut I suspect I wouldn't look half as good as I think I would. It's best for all concerned if I postpone it, not least til I get an invite to a decent Hallowe'en party. I quite like the idea of going as Silk Spectre (I or II) from Watchmen, though.
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it's always hard to think of costumesespecially since I can never be bothered to put effort into making them
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:31,
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Aw, I love making costumesbut then, I don't have much opportunity to make stuff so it's always fun when I do get to.
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any suggestions for a Disney themed costume?You know vaguely what I look like
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:41,
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I think you'd make a good Alicebut it's quite a popular costume. I went as the cheshire cat last year, that was fun.
You could go as any of the blonde Disney princesses, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:16,
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^ thisI think Alice would definitely be the easiest for you. It's not much hassle to put together, either.
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Mark's on his stag doWhich means that for the first time in almost 3 months, I can spend the weekend at home, no need to travel, no need to do anything. I think I'll stay at home, relax, clean, cook, watch TV. It's going to be heaven.
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'relax, cook, clean...'Getting prepared for married life eh? Well done.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:07,
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It's only 1 weekendafter 3 months of Aldi's lasagne I'm looking forward to eat something I've made myself. And the cleaning... you'd be disgusted with the dust balls that are all over my room.
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I'll be doing nothing for halloweenAs I'm not 9 fucking years old.*
*I'm in no way bitter that I've not been invited to a party.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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Hiding in a bush in my front garden with a paintball gun and 1000 rounds.Edit: and a bowl full of Haribo all to myself.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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It's my girlfriend's birthday soonAnd she's insisting on fancy dress, with a musical theme.
I'm stumped for ideas, and I've been banned from going as Sid Vicious or any other punk. Also banned from going as Susan Boyle.
Thoughts?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:14,
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Hahaha!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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Not sure I could do that(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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www.theonion.com/video/justin-bieber-found-to-be-cleverly-disguised-51yea,18178/
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Saw that yesterdayMade me properly officelol
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:20,
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It's one of their best.There's another one which I've lost the link to which signs off with the genius line
"Coming up; a new poll show 85% of Americans would vote for the candidate that promised to kill Satan"
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Go as Ginger Spice in the union jack dressjust so that next time she throws a party she'll let you go as what you want.
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I think some of her colleagues are going as the Spice Girls(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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That'd mean buying dungarees(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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I did think of going as Kurt CobainAn 'after' shot though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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Drink a litre of cream, smear it all over your face......and vomit it everywhere whilst singing 'Tainted Love'.
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I love both of these(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:27,
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Oh, I love that onethat looks like a pac-man ghost; the bright one, full of lights and that. Ay, I don't know the words, do you know the one I mean?
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I do indeed.I went last year and it was ace (although I went dressed as a flasher and some bird ripped my prosthetic knob off when she started tossing it off, not good), WHQ is a fantastic club.
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pimps and hoes partynow that I've cut all my hair off not sure if I should be a pimp or a hoe
trick
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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I'm having a big partyI just bought a bowl last night that when you put your hand in, a skeleton hand comes out of the back and grabs you, it's fucking brilliant.
Plus I have the best costume ever in the making.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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*checks facebook for invite**smugs*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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With your hands?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:40,
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I did invite you AberI did not invite Labs, he's lying.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:47,
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He wouldn't go even if you hadHe'd say he would then come out with an excuse and then you'd call him a shithead
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:47,
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That's ViprosI've made amends.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:51,
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I only did it to wind Psycho upI'm not offended, I live too far away.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:52,
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I wouldn't invite you even if you were my flatmate(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:58,
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Wounded(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:59,
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sorry I just wanted to jump on Badger's bandwagon(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:04,
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So, you hate her but try to be her?And through it all you hurt me.
*sighs*
It's alright.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:06,
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Oh, thanks!Well, in that case, I might consider going out of the cave for a while. I'll check the details when I get home.
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Now that I think about itI'd need a dress. I have no fancy dresses here, only in Tenerife. Oh, more things to think about...
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I made it a closed event because of you.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:55,
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awww please!I'll make out to other single women that you're really amazing in bed or something.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:05,
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how did you know he wanted a comedian to perform at his party?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:06,
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Nothing.For, you see, I am ENGLISH.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:19,
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