If you have young kids (i.e. under about 6)
Then its great with their costumes and suchlike. However, teenagers banging on the door is not good, the pikey little shitcunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't want kids of any age knocking on my door scrounging - they can all fuck off, as can the parents who take the kids from house to house begging for confectionery.

I am thinking of running 240 volts through my door bell and door knocker this year. Last year I simply had a poster on the door which read along the lines of "Halloween is not recognised here. Do not knock on my door. Fuck off and beg somewhere else". It didn't work - a parent knocked on my door to complain. Cunt.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

We stopped getting trick or treaters after we started letting my dad answer the door.
My dad is six foot something, has an enormous full face beard and is really rather scary looking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)