It's my girlfriend's birthday soon
And she's insisting on fancy dress, with a musical theme.
I'm stumped for ideas, and I've been banned from going as Sid Vicious or any other punk. Also banned from going as Susan Boyle.
Thoughts?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:14, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go as a doormat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Justin Beiber.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Not sure I could do that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

www.theonion.com/video/justin-bieber-found-to-be-cleverly-disguised-51yea,18178/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Saw that yesterday
Made me properly officelol
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

It's one of their best.
There's another one which I've lost the link to which signs off with the genius line
"Coming up; a new poll show 85% of Americans would vote for the candidate that promised to kill Satan"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Go as Ginger Spice in the union jack dress
just so that next time she throws a party she'll let you go as what you want.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

That's good
I'll write it down for when I can use it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I think some of her colleagues are going as the Spice Girls

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Go as Cheryl Cole with malaria?

(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

You have the bestest ideas

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Or as the lead singer of Dexy's Midnight Runners?

(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

That'd mean buying dungarees

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I did think of going as Kurt Cobain
An 'after' shot though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Hehe. Nice.

(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Star Trek!
They had the best dresses and the best music!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Drink a litre of cream, smear it all over your face...
...and vomit it everywhere whilst singing 'Tainted Love'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Oddly that works for both Marc Almond and Marilyn Manson.

(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I love both of these

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

That is very true.
Ten points for creative linkage.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Go as MC Hammer.
Enormous trousers = lols.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)