you and your sick sick fantasies
we were talking about you on here yesterday, did you see it? did you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No I didn't
was it like "Colonel Dracula is so awesome, I wish I could be like Colonel Dracula, lets all send him cake and stuff"?

*crosses fingers*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

exactly that
/the truth may disappoint. although i did call you "wholly stalkable".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

My ego demands links!
(or just tell me whose post it was in)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

i can't do links! i'm not clever enough
but i am sure if you search for your own name it will come up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Found it
thank you for knowing who I am, BGB refers to me as "The one with the chickens"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

i'm your number one fan
and i look NOTHING LIKE kathy bates. i don't even own a hammer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

YAY!
As my No.1 fan you have joined an exclusive club (of exactly 1 person)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

what about charlie?
actually i keel that beetch, i no need competition
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

She is a bit protective of me
If there's someone else in the garden with me she stomps around making this "rarr rarr rarr" noise.

I may have to adopt an elderly cat, that'll really piss her off.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

this is the sort of thing
that needs to be on youtube. please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)