Wizardry.
By using careful manipulation of my hands I can create the illusion of having a detachable thumb – many a lady has fallen into a dead faint at such acts of apparent sorcery. Another contortionism that amazes and enthrals young and old is when I use the light from a candle to cast amusing shadows on to walls using only my hams and digits; examples being a bird in flight, or even the head of a wolf.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:58, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...and then, as their eyes are transfixed by the candlelit spot on the wall, awaiting the next cunning silhouette
You produce the "Tugnut sign".
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I am thinking of having that made into a t-shirt.
The fact that the 'badly drawn cock' can transform into a 'T' is just perfect
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

hams?

(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Male hands.
Which I am sure you know all about.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Ohhhh my dad does that!
He'll catch small children's attention and remove his thumb. They generally look terrified.

Obviously I can do it too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

My dad did, too
Buggered if I can remember how it's done, though (I have just spent the last few minutes bumping my hands together in an effort to recreate it. I succeeded only in looking incredibly special)
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I'm not as good as he is
It was never quite convincing enough.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I always genuinely believed
he 'had my nose' as well. I was a very gullible child.
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

It took me years to realise
he hadn't actually stolen my willy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Did he pretend to eat it too?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I was terrified initially
But then I got used to the funny feeling.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Ah.
I have to say, I never played that kind of game with my father..
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I bet you wish you'd been born with a penis now.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

No, not really...

(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Ah, the fig gesture.
Doesn't always mean what you think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Wow
You make my pants cast "Magic Missile".
( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

And I thought you were just pleased to see me.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)