Unlimited cash to come through my laptop screen and the ability to stick my penis in to the internet via my laptop to receive a bj whenever I liked.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So you want a monitor that works as a glory hole?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Yes, with an unlimited choice of sensations and variable voices and images to accompany it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm hacking them all
So you only see Bobby's face slurping on your cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I have just vomited. Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

"sensation one: a St Bernard going at hot chips"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I was thinking more along the lines of Daisy Donovan with an ice cube and a mug of warm tea.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Daisy Jason
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

You shit.
There's tea all over my laptop screen, now. And I bet it invalidates Apple's warranty because it isn't fairtrade organic Lapsang Souchon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Ice cubes?
I imagine that'd only be a little better than cocaine on the glans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Ice cube in the mouth to cool the mouth for a few seconds prior to insertion, then warm tea in the mouth, then ice cubes again ad infinitum

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

It's one of those things that's great in theory
but in practice just results in a lot of interruptions, and the ice cube melting or the tea going cold before you'd really want them to.....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Fair point.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

If you lived in a cafe it would be OK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Oh, I see
I remember playing the ice cube game with my first boyfriend- kiss it back and forth. I'd always end up going down on him afterwards. I thought you meant actually IN the mouth during blozzas. That'd not be so nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

blozzas?!!
Hahahaha! That made me snort!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Usually prefaced with "cheeky"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

It's not that good at all.
Extra Strong Mints FTW.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I shall ask the gf to try this. Champagne doesn't work we found out - bloody painful

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Take the foil off before you stick the bottle up your arse next time

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Thanks. I will wait until I have a Salmanazar to try with.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

*officelol*
*clicks*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)