I would hack into and irrevocably corrupt all online 'games'
so that all the WoWists and suchlike all cried and were sad and had to go outside of their sweaty wankpits, and deal with real people not from 'the realm of Thringor', and come to terms with the fact that they were fat, spotty nerds with halitosis and no social skills, not 'Level 9 Paladins' after all.

That would please me no end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like this, one problem though - it would mean all these socially inadequate nerds being out in public mixing with the rest of us.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I was going to say that too

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Oh stop it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You don't understand me

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

"Yeah so was I" (c) Jimmy Hill 1987

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

No problem at all.
You dress like a member of Gwar and wait outside the 'sweaty wankpits' - when they emerge squinting at the daylight you hack them to bits with a broadsword.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Then they'd all be outside in places you want to be.
And then you'll come on here and moan about the people outside.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I was going to say that

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

They we, don't you mean?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I can't afford outside so I'll just have to read a book in the dark.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

This has made me feel very sad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

"sweaty wankpits"
glorious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)