You classy bird.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

aye!
I would like to point out that not everyone has in fact been there, but I was a prick tease so gave the illusion of everyone having been there. Which is possibly worse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Not that bit, I can't judge about being a tease.
The pissing with suspenders on bit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Very ladylike

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

and pizza hut and blockbuster,
actually there's nothing classy about that story at all.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

what's wrong with Pizza Hut and Blockbuster?
It was the company that was important, there were no restaurants in our hometown and there were no good films on at the cinema.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Well if there was absolutly no where else to go then fair enough
but I doubt that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

seriously, it's Blackburn
it's a dead town. The only restaurants were Indian (and I can't hack anything spicy), or the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet which is a waste of money for me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

one still has to pee even if wearing suspenders
but yeah I probably shouldn't have shared.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I'm also confused as to how it'd be a problem
But yeah, you shouldn't have, especially as you bang on about how you don't like crude or ladettes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yes
I don't know either why it's complicated, but I've never used suspenders, so I wouldn't know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

well, to put it bluntly it's because you can't pull your knickers down as far as you would normally
if you've got suspenders on because the clasps get in the way, so you have to hold your knickers out of the way so you don't pee on them, it's just faff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Put your sussies on first!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

^What he said
Women in porn can take their knickers off no probs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Plus
Quicker fucking with sussies on!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I don't like that look
plus it's not as comfy if you're wearing them for long periods because bits dig in and rub and stuff. No not rub in a good way.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I had no idea there was such a palava about them
But I only care that, on the right woman, they look fucking hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

You men never appreciate the effort we go to!
I once got all dolled up in a basque and suspenders and stuff, all matching and beautiful and as soon as I walked into the guy's bedroom and took my coat off, he undid the basque and chucked it on the floor, I was livid! It cost me £35, it did not deserve 2 seconds' viewing and then the rest of the night on his filthy carpet. Hmph!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)