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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once described a friend's daughter...
...as 'just like her mother but without the fabulous breasts'.
He did not lol.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
hahaha I was cracking up and she looked at me and said "why would you even say that?!"
I just laughed more.
Yay for red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
You still nailed the kid?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Have you checked
that she hasn't put you in a paedo list already?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
well she still talks to me so I reckon not

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Maybe she just wants you to feel safe
until the police arrives.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
well, they'll have a hard time taking me in, since making an off-color joke isn't illegal

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Damn lawyer!
You know all the tricks, don't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
does this rag smell like chloroform to you???

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I wouldn't know
How does chloroform smell like?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
It has no smell!
See? *holds up rag*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I don't believe you!
I'm sure it's nasty. You smell it first.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I would have laughed my face off

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

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