I'm bored of them two, pick someone else.
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"Come back to bed", yelled Wicca from the previous room, "I _need_ you" she exclaimed.
"TEN MINUTES" badger yelled back, he was enthralled, he had found an inaccreate story on the internet. "This can't be true, it doesn't even make sense" he said to no one inparticular. It was then the door opened and he saw wicca standing there in a La Senza thong, made from sevrel normal sized ones dazzy chained together, "Come here, big boy, mama needs a servicing, I've just taken a massive amount of drugs and ran over a school bully in my honda accord", he grinned and turned, "Before we start, do you remember the safety word?" and with that she confirmed a lie; that she knew those words that would stop what was about to follow. She didn't want to know, she didn't want it to stop.

With that, he walked into the bedroom and started the first game of the night. "Hello Sis", he said to her, "Oh high berty big bollocks, how are you doing, my very deeply cared for brother?". "I'm fine thanks, let's engage in sexual activities". What followed ended with a scream of "DAMN YOU JERMY KYLE ! I AM IN THE NOUGHT POINT NOUGHT NOUGHT NOUGHT PERCENTILE".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Sorry, I got distracted half way through and got bored so decided to finish it before we got to WMB.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)