'Work bores you?'
Normal healthy relationships bore me, said TheCatHater languidly as he tossed a startled Manx through what the French so charmingly call a fenetre.

His twisted genetic disease-ridden incest-claws scrabbled beneath his Primark kilt in fruitless search for his malformed cock, which had, in revulsion at its own ungodly practices, retreated into his bloated thorax, along with his once-pendulous testes. His electronic tag was itching, he half-thought to himself as he let his diseased mind wander back to ‘that day’.

A chill Easterly wind had blown through Dorking that fateful afternoon – bending his elephantine ears capriciously this way and that, and sending his sporran into a spasmodic dance like a hanged man.

‘ThePope, this….is your sister’ said his father (who was also his brother).

Bert’s micropenis struggled sluggishly like a bee in the last days of summer. He embraced her, whispered ‘Awooga’ in her ear then leaned over and patted her on the fanny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*****
five stars x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

This whole thing is getting increasingly weirder.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

'Unputdownable'
Paul Ross, New of the World
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

'Too sticky to let go of.'
Paul Ross, News Of The World, Clarifications & Apologies section
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

IT'S TV'S PAUL ROSS YOU QUIM
Not just 'Paul Ross'.

I expected better of you Boyce, I really rather did.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)