You know when seabirds do that thing where they fly really really low, close to the surface of the water?
There's no reason for them to do that other than it looks really fucking cool.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this I can believe
There was this one guy who started a business, it was a dating site for sea birds.

he got a couple of good shags but then it took a tern for the worst
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I think I used that site
all I got was a blurry photo of some boobies.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

haha
i don't want to imagine you huffing and puffin over those pictures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I might dig them out later
light a few candles, stick on some Barry White and albatross-ing myself off in no time.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)