Trauma Tits ftw, gotta be your halloween name for Gonz

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've already thought of my Halloween name
I can't wait for Halloween, I'm proper excited. Wiggy won't let me decorate yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I presume you mean the flat and not yourself
Because decorating yourself 23 days in advance is probably a bit over the top.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

yes the flat!
my costume is ridiculous and cumbersome, I definitely couldn't get away with wearing it at work!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

That outfit looks/sounds awesome
Definitely office-worthy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I would very much enjoy walking the mile to work in it!
I wish I had the balls to do something like that, just walk around the city in it. Maybe I can get my friends involved and we can go as a herd.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

That would be a truly brilliant thing to do
You just need to get over the initial shame/awkwardness, like when I go out with a camera and a stupid hat. Lot's of people stare, and I thought someone was going to push me in the river once.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

that made me officelol
why would someone push you in a river?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

He just looked like the type
Me and a friend were down near the river towards the dodgy end of town. We saw two guys coming with a dog, who looked exactly like the type who would push you in a river for no reason. He fulfilled all preconceptions as he walked past and said something I think was meant to mean 'hi', but was nigh on indecipherable.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I think the man has a point. What are you both going as? do you compliment each other's outfit?
edit - and don't think I didn't see your G n R comment either you hussy!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm going as a witch riding a monster
like this: everycostume.com/costumes/Adult-Flamingo-Rider-Costume-by-Totally-Costumes-45293

only a pink fluffy creature instead of a flamingo. I'm half way through sewing it and at the moment the body looks like a giant vagina.

I'm trying to persuade Wiggy to go as the Devil so I can get him to shave a goatee in, but so far he's seen through my plan.

EDIT: THEY SUCK ASS
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

That's very cool, reminds me of Labyrinth a bit.
You have to post pictures of the vagina creature when it's done.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Labyrinth SUCKS ASS
I shall indeed post pictures. I've banned slutty costumes from my party so I thought it was only fair that I humiliate myself as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

please stop saying all my favourite things growing up sucked ass
A: as it's depressing.
B: it implies I had some very abusive relationships with adults.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Trap Door SUCKS ASS
Lego SUCKS ASS
Warhammer SUCKS ASS
Rainbow SUCKS ASS

erm, I'm running out of stuff you probably liked now. Spice Girls SUCK ASS
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

40% not bad for a random stab in the dark, which, incidentally is what you'll be going if you don't buck your ideas up young lady.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I suppose in all fairness
I love Lego
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)