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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's a little depressing for a friday Aber!When was the last time you laughed until you cried?
Alt Q: Put your name in here (b3ta or otherwise) and post the results, tis worth a snigger.
My Real Name - JAM MAN PANACHE HASN'T
B3ta Name - ITCHING CASTRATIONS
Better TGB?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:19,
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The Guinea Badger's anagram name is HEAD-BEATING URGEWhich is apt seeing how this thread does make me want to beat your head with my shoe for being dull and repetative
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:20,
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repetitivethat's not like you, tgb. is this what b3ta has done to you?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:57,
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Yes it is, she can't spell for shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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real name - A SANE WINNER CUDDLESB3ta name - poser by bib
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:24,
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My b3ta name is That OK Airbut my real name is Trauma Tits!!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:26,
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Trauma Tits ftw, gotta be your halloween name for Gonz(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:26,
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I've already thought of my Halloween nameI can't wait for Halloween, I'm proper excited. Wiggy won't let me decorate yet.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:38,
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I presume you mean the flat and not yourselfBecause decorating yourself 23 days in advance is probably a bit over the top.
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yes the flat!my costume is ridiculous and cumbersome, I definitely couldn't get away with wearing it at work!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:42,
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I would very much enjoy walking the mile to work in it!I wish I had the balls to do something like that, just walk around the city in it. Maybe I can get my friends involved and we can go as a herd.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:49,
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That would be a truly brilliant thing to doYou just need to get over the initial shame/awkwardness, like when I go out with a camera and a stupid hat. Lot's of people stare, and I thought someone was going to push me in the river once.
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that made me officelolwhy would someone push you in a river?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:57,
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He just looked like the typeMe and a friend were down near the river towards the dodgy end of town. We saw two guys coming with a dog, who looked exactly like the type who would push you in a river for no reason. He fulfilled all preconceptions as he walked past and said something I think was meant to mean 'hi', but was nigh on indecipherable.
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I think the man has a point. What are you both going as? do you compliment each other's outfit?edit - and don't think I didn't see your G n R comment either you hussy!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:41,
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I'm going as a witch riding a monsterlike this: everycostume.com/costumes/Adult-Flamingo-Rider-Costume-by-Totally-Costumes-45293
only a pink fluffy creature instead of a flamingo. I'm half way through sewing it and at the moment the body looks like a giant vagina.
I'm trying to persuade Wiggy to go as the Devil so I can get him to shave a goatee in, but so far he's seen through my plan.
EDIT: THEY SUCK ASS
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:44,
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That's very cool, reminds me of Labyrinth a bit.You have to post pictures of the vagina creature when it's done.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:47,
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Labyrinth SUCKS ASSI shall indeed post pictures. I've banned slutty costumes from my party so I thought it was only fair that I humiliate myself as well.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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please stop saying all my favourite things growing up sucked assA: as it's depressing.
B: it implies I had some very abusive relationships with adults.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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Trap Door SUCKS ASSLego SUCKS ASS
Warhammer SUCKS ASS
Rainbow SUCKS ASS
erm, I'm running out of stuff you probably liked now. Spice Girls SUCK ASS
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:56,
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40% not bad for a random stab in the dark, which, incidentally is what you'll be going if you don't buck your ideas up young lady.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:58,
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I hope I can remember this for the bashBecause I'll be calling you Trauma Tits.
Edit: That OK air? Where's the 'y' from Kitty?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:45,
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BelmI must have spelled my own fucking name wrong. Now its OKAY HIT RAT
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:58,
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UNTOWARD, SATISFIED PROLETARIAN
FRUITLESS AS FARCICAL FUSSPOTS
Edit: cycled the anagrams themselves through the thing.
Real name^2 - PARANOID SWIFTER ADULTERATIONS
B3tanym^2 - SAFEST, CRAPULOUS IF FIRST-CLASS
I'm going to keep doing this...
...oh wait, doing it again gets me back to the first anagram again. Bums.
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Both of mine are rubbishI demand a refund on my time that I have spent finding this out please.
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The Supreme Crow: UP MORE WRETCHES.My regular moniker: HEAR BY PLEB.
I feel insulted.
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Mine is massively geeky'A new Alliance'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:30,
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Here's a decent one...Bert Monkeysex - Extreme Sky Nob
Fuckedmyhalfsister - Deftly Freakish Scum
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:33,
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If it helps, my real full name is four words and sounds a very tiny little bit like 'Falstaff's Spiritual Successor'.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Oh my wordmy full real name comes up with EXTRA-MARITAL, RANCID ENTHUSIAST
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:41,
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brilliantmy full name (middle included) comes up as ACE ANAL WINE CELLAR
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:46,
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pfft! nice!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:47,
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Adding my real name with my pseudonym produced DYKE CHEEKY OR TO HATREDIt seems to be telling me I'm a lezzer.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:49,
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Noely Noel: Lonely one.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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awww, even your fake name hates you!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:59,
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Real Real Name: CHEEK KEYED RATReal Name: DECRY HOT DYKE HERO (?!)
B3ta Name: OPTIMAL
I've never been good at anagrams.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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Well, you know... I'm not actually a girl.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:53,
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Damn. Rumbled.I'LL BE BACK!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:59,
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could kind of be construed as meaning rough sex(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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Do you get called "Chompy" at bashes?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:51,
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"Suspect"(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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don't be sillyno one talks to him at bashes
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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I have repliedthanks :D
What were you doing up at cock o'clock?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:59,
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what happened to not drinking on a school night?tut tut
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:07,
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I cooked dinner for a couple of mates and the bought me a pint to say thankyou.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Pretty much exclusively.No one can pronounce my real name when they first meet me anyway.
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Really?I can only think of 2 possible pronunciations. Are people even stupider than I think?
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I asked you ages ago so I know howalthough you did say most people pronounce it the other way, do you prefer the proper way or have you got used to it?
Aber has told me how to pronounce her name as well so I've been practicing.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:00,
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Don't look at meI find it hard to speak most of the time, and even harder when I'm drunk and slurring my words.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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'Male IC1 last seen outside the premises leering disturbingly''On way, over and out'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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The fact this is on the popular pageis proof of the systematic bullying of poor PsychoChomp.
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Full real name: JAIL CRIPPLED, AGILE WHINEB3ta name: A JAIL. A RAMBO
The last one sounds like a lazy tagline for an awesome film.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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tagline! more work has gone into that than the entire plot of the expendables(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:51,
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: HE'S GROWN LARGE 'N' CRAZED(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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Oh my god amazing(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:55,
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last nightover dinner/drinks.
not so much this morning though... ouch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:55,
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My real name anagram is 'Hot remarks'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:14,
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well-earnedi must say.
however, i think it would be better if they weren't anagrams but descriptive slurs. based on character. and chosen by other b3tans.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:19,
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Insults beat random words hands down, of course.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20,
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or we could come up with the slursand everyone else has to guess who we mean.
eg: "smug but ultimately loveable bearded rascal"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:22,
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no don't be silly labthat would be "obscenely hot, beautiful, witty, intelligent, funny, loaded, kind, sweet, fascinating and oblivious to other people's perceptions of reality on the same points".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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I first read "obscenely" as "occasionally"(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:28,
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thatis a lot more accurate. well, less inaccurate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:31,
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I would hate to think what the swines on here would say about me.'Old and offensive miseryguts with no redeeming features whatsoever'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37,
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I think I prefer, Brian of Ace.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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That's a good one tooWhat was yours? (this thread is too long already!)
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mine are both shit!real name - A SANE WINNER CUDDLES
B3ta name - poser by bib
although if I take my middle name out I get CENSURES DAWN. Still shit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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Guns and Roses (if you write and instead of n)is USA NERD SONGS!
IN YOUR FACE BOBBYCHOMP
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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his real name David Jonesemerges as JOINED AS VD
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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Yes, I didn't find him to be very good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:32,
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Hahahahaha that is brilliant but I still love them.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:04,
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Real name: Schools and smartB3ta name: Rabble YT.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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Rauol Moat is AMORAL OUT(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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That should even make old misery guts smile. Brilliant.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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Fred West is FEWER STD!which kinda works as he killed all those girls and we all know boys don't spread sex diseases.
Rose West - To Sewers
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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I got soulHE'S HEALING, MEAN JAM
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:04,
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real name: Oh my! STAB!There is nothing for Vipros though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:04,
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weston-super-mare(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:15,
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damn iti'm making 3 people bankrupt there, you could have served the petitions for me and saved my client about £2,000. all you have to do is hand it to them and sign a statement to say you did it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20,
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This really does sound like stupidly easy money.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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This^I'll do any Newcastle ones!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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depends on the individual being servedmost just stare blankly and take it off you. then they can't give it back. others are more cunning and know it's coming, so you have to be even moar cunning. like a fox.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:28,
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I remember seeing that in Pineapple ExpressSeth Rogen plays a guy who serves people and he comes up with sneaky ways to do it, it's funny.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33,
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Wasn't very good, that film, was it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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It was alrightBut I expected more.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:40,
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had I known I would've done soI pretty much walked all over weston, so probably went past their house.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:27,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:14,
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When I went to see 'Schindler's List' at the cinema.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:14,
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Universal Studios Theme Park......should create a 'Schindler's List' ride.
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With the 'Ann Frank Drum Studio'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:21,
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A friend used to tell his band......whilst on stage to 'take it down, Ann Frank style'.
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Hahah that's brilliant(as was the contents of my doormat when I got home last night: you fucking HERO)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:28,
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Loved the accompanying note as well'You might not like some of it but you can fuck off' had me 'lolling' where I stood.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:34,
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Have you seen the lift company called Schindler?Fo' serious, there's a Schindler's Lift.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:34,
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Yup, there was one in my ex's block.Daily lolz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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My full real name:'I'M CRANKIEST MAJOR THRASHES'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:19,
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I thus deduce that your real name is Sarah M*. Trojan Shitesicker.
*for Monty
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RANDIEST POSERsuperb!!!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:36,
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This is great fun.I just found out my daughter is DARK IMMORTAL TEENAGER which should please her when she reaches her teens and goes emo.
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Full name - "JERK DIRE-HALO BENCH" or "HIJACKER BLEND HERO".B3taname - "BRAIN HER QUOTA" or "ABHOR, NEAR QUIT".
Morning, all!
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Wotcher, M'n'gum'ry.I saw Crow's missive of the other day. I think my referring to 'nutters off the internet' was probably a bit offside, seeing as I've been hanging around live blues stuff for just about half my life.
Anyone remember Bob's Goodtime Blues at The Station Tavern back in the '90s? No end of interesting characters abounded there, as I recall ...
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'morning, BrianHow did the rest of Tuesday night pan out?
Sadly I wouldn't have been old enough to sneak into the Station Tavern in the '90s - presumably it was a different Bob to the one you and I know?
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Mineb3ta name: WORST COPS
Real name: ON SHREWD JOANN or JOY 'N' ON HANDS depending on whether I use Andrew or Andy
Last time I laughed until I cried? When I told my daughter she talked to much and the reply was "But I'm a girl, daddy"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:51,
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My b3taname gives SHHH! LICENTIATINGMy real name gives HAVING DIMMED or, with midle name, MOVING HIDDEN JAM.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21,
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Dude, that's not cool.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:52,
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b3ta name: GRR! ADD AS ODD VAN (not sure where the exclamation mark comes from).Real: OPTIMAL CHASTENER
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:36,
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