I don't even own a real name.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you get called "Chompy" at bashes?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I think he get's called an ambulance. After being punched.

(Cave Duck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

"Suspect"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

don't be silly
no one talks to him at bashes
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I just emailed you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I have replied
thanks :D

What were you doing up at cock o'clock?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

just got back from the pub.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

what happened to not drinking on a school night?
tut tut
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I cooked dinner for a couple of mates and the bought me a pint to say thankyou.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Pretty much exclusively.
No one can pronounce my real name when they first meet me anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Really?
I can only think of 2 possible pronunciations. Are people even stupider than I think?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I asked you ages ago so I know how
although you did say most people pronounce it the other way, do you prefer the proper way or have you got used to it?

Aber has told me how to pronounce her name as well so I've been practicing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Don't look at me
I find it hard to speak most of the time, and even harder when I'm drunk and slurring my words.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

'Male IC1 last seen outside the premises leering disturbingly'

'On way, over and out'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Did it get repossessed along with your flat?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

The fact this is on the popular page
is proof of the systematic bullying of poor PsychoChomp.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I like this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)