I once saw a seagull getting run over by an 8 wheeler lorry
Not overly uncommon, but brilliant due to the mass of feathers that seemed to explode into the air.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hit a pigeon cycling last summer on a canal towpath
it thought that spokes were something you could fly through. I was doing about 20mph. Took fucking hours to get the blood and guts off my shins and I still find feathers in my front forks.

Although the family watching were amusing when the little girl went "daddy, the bird is OK, isn't it?" as I side-footed its remains into the canal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I have been in a 2 seater plane
(I was in the air cadets) when a seagull flew in to the prop. It was exactly as bad as you think.
(berk, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

bad awesome
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)