She killed him with a hammer and tied him to some weather balloons
With the hope that he'll land somewhere in the North Sea, and remain undiscovered for a while, at least until seals have eaten enough to remove any offending fingerprints/DNA. Either that or he has a massive hangover and is still in bed.

Friday lunch brings lasagna to my plate, and a smile to my face. Win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sometimes you scare me Pod

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Really? Someone eating lasagna scares you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Yeah I'm scared pickleface will jump out
and glass them with a bottle of non alcoholic beer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Aw man, now I'm going to be scared of my lunch
*sadfaces*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)