m/30/outside your window
your knickers.

I suspect.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

are you my washing machine repairman?
because he's in my flat right now and all my knickers are out on the drying rack so he's probably wearing them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I wasn't referring to me
I'm considerably older than 30, for a start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I bet you picked the most revealing ones and put them in full view
before he came round.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

All those size 20 ones, yeah
And hid her proper big knickers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

hopefully he'll just think it's my bed sheets

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

All the crusties?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'm not dignifying that with a response

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

It's a rather horrific word, isn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I reported the problem this morning
thinking it would be Monday before anything happened, but he's just rung to say he's nearby so will nip in now, I said yes and then remembered what a shit tip my flat is. Plus the underwear thing. And Wiggy's pot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

he'll probably steal the pot, because you can't report it
Wiggy will almost certainly leave you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

You broke her washing machine on purpose, didn't you
You set this whole thing up!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

not only that
but I'm the repairman and am stealing the pot myself

it's win-win for me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I like your style

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

that is why I am starting a life coaching business

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

ok, well leave him enough for tonight
otherwise I'll have to put up with him being grumpy. Let me know what you think of the chocolate rips
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

ok
I can already tell you I don't like the chocolate rips
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

he won't get pineapple
*sulks*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

why would you want fflavoured ones?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

erm
I don't. Shit. Er. I didn't say anything, shut up!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Odd term for your undies
Not a nice one either.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

haha gross

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)