What training will you be doing?
Taking the stairs rather than the lift in work is the closest I can think of as perparation for this sort of challenge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well:
I cycle (at the moment) 90+ miles a week, and run 8k three times a week. I guess I'll stick with what I'm doing, just ramp up the distances...

*naive*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

You're fitter than me.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

You can sod right off.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I don't cycle 90 miles a week!
The most I do is circa 75-80, plus I haven't run since I got this cold two weeks ago.

:-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I have half a feeling you could still beat me
I didn't say I did it fast! :) I'm still carrying about 5lbs too much!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I'm carrying 10lb too much!
Seriously, you'd smoke me.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

How about we stop blowing smoke up each other's asses?
You'd cream me. CREAM ME, YOU HEAR?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Race?
For charity. It's not like you've got much on over the next 12 months...

_runs
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You've got the runs?
It's probably those satsumas again.

I won't race you. The quivering wreck I would become would not be a pretty sight.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Just like to say, chaps,
that this is the gayest subthread in the entire history of the internet. Possibly even longer than that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

You can be my wingman anytime DiT
Volleyball anyone?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Don't think that by being funny you can get away with it either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Upon reflection...
...it does look a tad incriminating doesn't it?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

A soupcon, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

It wasn't so much a hint as a party political broadcast...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Could be worse...
...

www.bikeradar.com/racing/racestage/report/uci-mountain-bike-cross-country-world-cup-1-elite-men-cross-country-695
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Ahahaha!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You two are really 'flying the flag' for equality and understanding

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Bullshit, you can be mine.
*volleyballs*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

you want him so bad
it's like acid in your mouth

Second most homoerotic movie ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

They're called 'films' in this country.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

They're called whatever I choose to call them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

No they're not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

they bloody well are

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

says the guy who says sneakers

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Says the woman who says 'guy'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

My friends think I'm odd because I still say that I'm going to the pictures.
It's not the movies, it's just not.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Pictures What The Butler Saw machine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

*breaks out the zoetrope*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Well done you
*shakes hand*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

It could be worse, I suppose.
I could say 'Talkies' or "MAGIC LIGHT MACHINE PROJECTING LOST SOULS ON TO THE STICKY WALLS OF A FLEA PIT TIME!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I'm not being sarcastic!
I love archaic terminology and use it wherever I can.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Like we hadn't noticed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)

walking to the end of the drive to take out the rubbish
instead of using one of those mobility scooters
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

hahaha
Brilliant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*wobbles*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)