There's a woman who used to go the shelter I volunteered at
and she's lovely, she plays a guitar but she's so quiet that no one gives her money so I buy her a sammich when I see her. I want to take her home but I've been advised against it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sammich?
SAMMICH? GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

A WHAT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)

That's what I wondered, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I am still wondering now, Davvo old bean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Could have been worse, Monters.
She could have said sammidge. Then where would we be?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)

We would be in merry HELL, old boy.
THAT'S where we would be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)