You love it really.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

humph
tesco had sold out of french sticks. i only have poppadums...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

The least sexy of the baked goods

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

are they baked?
the packet just says "light crispy and ready to eat". i buy them because one poppadum is about 30 calories as opposed to half a sack of doritos at 300!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

one poppadum is about 30 calories as opposed to half a sack of doritos at 300! crumbling them down my top makes me feel sexy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

i could do with some help to get them back out again though
you're the engineer, any ideas?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I think you'll need to get someone to reach in and get them out for you
Probably the only way. Any volunteers?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

the silence
is deafening
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Did you shove his head in or something?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

whose head??
i'm still waiting for a volunteer...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Al's probably collapsed in a heap at the thought of volunteering

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

*volunteers*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

1 down 1 to go
POD is probably inventing some marvellously efficient mini dyson to hoover it all up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I still hate Dyson
And would like to punch him in the face.

I should be designing all sorts of stuff with all the time I have to spare just now.


edits: Hang on, what do you mean one to go? What are you wanting each to do?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

no i meant plumdozer
has already capitulated. now there's just you left to admit your helpless passion!

i do like dyson stuff though. i really want one of those new bladeless fans.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

*volunteers again*
*puts hand up*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

+ skirt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

or top
either or!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Swipe:
She's really not fussy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

this is actually v untrue
i am sooooo fussy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

skirt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

NOOOOOO!
The fans are a ridiculous rip off, I don't care what you say.

And I'll never admit my passion to you Swipe. Nope, not ever.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

but you'd admit it to everyone else
whilst i am pretending not to look?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

It's what I was doing earlier when you had me on ignore
I would quote "lawyer tits give me the horn" if I'd ever actually said it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

it wasn't really you
that i am ignoring. and you don't need to say it. it's implicit between the lines of everything you do say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

I guessed it wasn't actually me
'Cause you loves me too much*, innit like?

*Inbetween the hatred
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

i just like to keep
a beady eye on you and your bird-killing ways
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

You should note I killed none
I was just present at the killing of some.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

oh ok then
we can get married after all. excellent.

but i'm not risking having any doves at the ceremony.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I mean, erm, I killed them all
With my bare hands. Tore their heads straight off...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

you love me really

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Of course I do Swipe
But it just wouldn't feel right depriving everyone else of their chances with you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

they can form an orderly queue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)