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I can't wait forever Jeff.Watching embarrasing bodies and feeling better about myself.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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My friend's watching thatStrangely with his wife in the room. She looks shocked, he wants to vomit.
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I love a bit of willy on the TV on a friday night.Sets me up for the weekend.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:49,
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My gf was watching thatwhen I just came in from having a cig outside. I now have control of the remote and have switched channels, otherwise I would have seen my smoked haddock again.
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What channel is it on?(Sorry, I was off wretching over the bowl, trying to be sick but there is nothing else left to bring up).
Bad times.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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Channel 4 but it's nearly finished.I would stay away from booze for a few days if I was you.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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I will be.I think.
Anything else good on the tellybox tonight?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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I don't know.I'm off to bed in half an hour for a read before sleep. I do however have an awesome zombie film to watch at the weekend.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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It's called Horde.I think it's French but it had good reviews on Love film.
Edit - Snakes on a plane is on E4.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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It's brilliant I would also suggest rec and rec 2 if you haven't seen em(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:59,
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At your service to irritate and exacerbate(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:01,
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Groovy. Worked on some songs now getting high I'm so 1990 s it hurts(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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I would love a spliff. Approx' 5 years since I had one. Can't though.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I had some hash cakes a few months ago.That was nice.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:16,
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Medical reasons? Or professional ?I am partial to a dooby. Which may explain my retarded efforts on here
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:17,
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Best leave th green alone then eh(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:20,
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Me too but don't miss it now.There comes a time in life when you have to start looking after yourself. Still probably wouldn't pass an offer of it though. *laughs*
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:23,
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About 5 years ago when living in Hong Kong I spent my time (and most of my cash) in a permanent blizzard of the stuff*thinks back to good times*
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Just out on DVD and blu ray at all major retailers. It's ace.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:04,
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I've not heard of it beforeI'm not that fussed on Zombies if I'm being honest.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:59,
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I like horror films and especially Zombies.I wonder if I'll ever grow up?
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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Horror film are like rollercoasters to me.I'm aware of them and choose to avoid them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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I like sci fi and blockbusters too.The odd chick flick I guess.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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Check out Blousie liking lots of different films!Proper Barry Norman aren't you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:08,
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Haha!I bet your all small budget movies and world cinema.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:09,
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Really!Can't imagine loads of young girls getting off to a cute zombie guy.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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Yep. There's a new series about Zombies due to start soon which is supposed to be 2010's True Blood.Dunno anymore about it than that.
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Big preview in empire sounds good. Didn't care for true blood but this looks good(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:10,
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First series of True Blood was tolerable. Second series was pish. I have given up on it.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
If you like a good shout at overly officious coppers then I recommend Cops with Cameras on ITV4(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I likeStreet-cops, night-cops, nightwatch (with Steve Scott) and all the others ones.
But there is no one BETTER than Sheriff John Bunnell and COPS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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Not seen Sheriff John Bunnell - I will look out for it.I recorded Tim Minchin live the other night - think I will watch that now
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I'm watching the wire again. It makes me tingly . What's up sick note(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:00,
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Food that was a bit offAbsolutely slayed me today. I'm properly poorly.
What have you done this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:01,
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Band practice finished at half 9 just got in stuck DVD on.Rolled a fatty
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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Pulled a fatty you mean.You ginger basher.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:04,
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That too she is making me bacon as we speak.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:07,
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No two welsh people. Almost as irritating.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:11,
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Drink lots of fluid and rest.Dr Blouse is open for consultation.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:04,
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Thanks Dr BlousieI'm sipping lucozade sport and considering having a digestive.
What time are you having your tatt done tomorrow?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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1.30pm. Nervous and apprehensive but I always am.I'll be happy as a pig in shit afterwards.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:08,
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She is getting'Property of JeffTheDogFucker' tattooed on her forehead. In Wingdings.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:10,
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I've seen enough photos today. So slightly worried about what I will dream about tonight.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Put a towel down before you go to bed.*nods sagely*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:12,
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That'll make a change from the tin foil hat - makes a lot of noise rubbing on my rubber sheets that does.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
hello childreni just got in from the gym and am supposed to be tidying up frantically before the family arrive tomorrow morning. instead i am eating poppadums and houmus (lower fat than crisps!) and watching "south park"... how is everyone?
poor jeff, it's a shame. have a good laugh at my expense - drove to gym. session with personal trainer. walked home. er, what did i manage to leave behind???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:09,
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I'd imagine that was misplaced some time ago POD(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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humphtesco had sold out of french sticks. i only have poppadums...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19,
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are they baked?the packet just says "light crispy and ready to eat". i buy them because one poppadum is about 30 calories as opposed to half a sack of doritos at 300!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:24,
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i could do with some help to get them back out again thoughyou're the engineer, any ideas?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28,
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I think you'll need to get someone to reach in and get them out for youProbably the only way. Any volunteers?
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whose head??i'm still waiting for a volunteer...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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1 down 1 to goPOD is probably inventing some marvellously efficient mini dyson to hoover it all up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09,
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I still hate DysonAnd would like to punch him in the face.
I should be designing all sorts of stuff with all the time I have to spare just now.
edits: Hang on, what do you mean one to go? What are you wanting each to do?
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no i meant plumdozerhas already capitulated. now there's just you left to admit your helpless passion!
i do like dyson stuff though. i really want one of those new bladeless fans.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:18,
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this is actually v untruei am sooooo fussy!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:30,
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NOOOOOO!The fans are a ridiculous rip off, I don't care what you say.
And I'll never admit my passion to you Swipe. Nope, not ever.
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but you'd admit it to everyone elsewhilst i am pretending not to look?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:22,
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It's what I was doing earlier when you had me on ignoreI would quote "lawyer tits give me the horn" if I'd ever actually said it.
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it wasn't really youthat i am ignoring. and you don't need to say it. it's implicit between the lines of everything you do say.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:26,
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I guessed it wasn't actually me'Cause you loves me too much*, innit like?
*Inbetween the hatred
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i just like to keepa beady eye on you and your bird-killing ways
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:31,
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You should note I killed noneI was just present at the killing of some.
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oh ok thenwe can get married after all. excellent.
but i'm not risking having any doves at the ceremony.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:36,
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I mean, erm, I killed them allWith my bare hands. Tore their heads straight off...
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Of course I do SwipeBut it just wouldn't feel right depriving everyone else of their chances with you.
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You see, your bread fetish disgusts yourself.This is when a fetish becomes a problem.
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this is when YOU become a problem*grumbles*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28,
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She'll be moving onFrom baguettes to unsliced loaves soon, the dirty rascal.
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Maybe she could be council for Greggs the Bakers?She might get a discount.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:32,
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no can doi am acting against them on something RIGHT NOW
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:40,
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Oooh what?Is it because their food is shit?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:44,
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sadly it's confidentialbut i am a property lawyer, so you can have a vague boring guess!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:55,
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I'll go with the fact their food is shitAnd 3 sausage rolls for a quid is a shit deal as it's impossible to eat 3, but you buy three anyway 'cos it's a better deal.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:56,
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Yeah, but you were a student.You probably ate them over the course of a week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:01,
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It'll catch up with you youngster.You'll wake up one morning a right tubby chops.
Mark my words.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:05,
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Except I've started to actually do some exerciseAnd once I get a job I probably won't be able to afford to eat well for a while.
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Fair enough.You take your smug points.
*Curses old age*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09,
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I don't know whether to watchKick Ass or Rec now. Fighting or Zombies.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:00,
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do you ever work with King Sturge, or for/against?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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a lot with them, ayethey are pretty major players, would be hard not to!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:07,
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Cool my old man works for them. Right I'm going to stick a flickon and go to bed. In a bit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09,
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whereabouts in the country?i do a lot with them, they are excellent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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Their name makes me think of 'big fish'I don't know why.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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King = Grand, BigSturge = Sturgeon, fish
Problemd solved.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:12,
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well of course notdon't make ridiculous comments!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:25,
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What is the largest number of waiters you've got under on a two week holiday?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:30,
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RubbishI'd expect a minimum if fifteen on a fourteen night holiday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:45,
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You love it really. Nice touch on the car doofus(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19,
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Hahaha!I sat in my car this morning ready to drive to work and started effing and blinding because I left my glasses at home.
I had them on.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:11,
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hahahahaBrilliant.
They still clamping things in London?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:11,
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nah i've retrieved it nowit was dumb to drive really, given that it is at best an 8 min walk in the first place, but i was running v v late!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:17,
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my darling batteredthere are no HGV's in kensington. just the occasional hand augmented "innocent" trucks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:26,
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Really?That's not what I can see from my penthouse in
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i wishmuch more drunken homeless tramp-like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:18,
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You were distracted by a drunken homeless tramp?Your standards have SLUMPED.
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hmmmthis sounds more interesting than my life really is!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19,
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it wasn't the first timeit won't be the last time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:20,
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Right I'm off to bed.I shall leave you all in the capable hands of Rswipe.
Goodnight.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:26,
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What are you expecting to see struck?I don't want to dissapoint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:33,
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Night Blousie!I look forward to seeing a picture of the new tattoo!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:31,
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im bCk from my curry it was aweso3Bit drink
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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Do it TGBIn other news. I've stopped being sick.
Pawn Stars rocks!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:38,
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BEST PICTURE EVERDown the Baggies.
Up the City.
I'm going to bed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:12,
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