i would only believe this
if you first admitted you'd already spent your sunday wanking yourself dry over youporn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have, in fact,
been out most of the day. Shooting then had a bonfire and since then have been smoking myself into a muggy haze. What you up to?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

shooting what???
please don't let it have had feathers....... rodents or males of the human species are fair game.

me? had a nice sunday lunch cooked for me over in hampstead where we enjoyed the sunshine and views over primrose hill from an attic roof terrace, then work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Nope,
bottles and cans at my friends farm. We're simple country folk round ere lurve.

No sunday lunch for me today but did toast some marshmallows. Got me all excited about halloween. I'm 28 for fucks sake.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

phew!
meh, i am currently eating a halloween jelly bat from right next to the tesco till because it looked lower fat than chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I, like you,
am fond of small woodland critters. All confectionary is evil. I have embraced fruit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

it's birds
that would really make me use a hated smiley :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Damn birds

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

i forgot about
your penchant for feathered slaughter.

my eyes are all narrow as i look at you now...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

I'd love to shotgun a turkey

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

you...
you.......

how could you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I once threatened to stand on a cat too

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

inhuman monster
although much as i love them, i am allergic to cats. so it's the birds that would really get to me, you birdmurderer you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

birderer?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

i typed that pun
then deleted it. i am glad one of us has no shame. and i am glad it isn't me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I think it's hilarious. And am still chuckling. birderer ha.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Rest assured I'm not that good a shot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

good
that makes me happy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)