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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So it's Sunday night
And I might now be the photographer at a friend's wedding next Saturday. Unexpected, but paid, which would be nice.

Anyone else get any unexpected news or offers this weekend?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:39, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Well, that was to the point
Did you watch the Grand Prix live or this afternoon?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
watched it this afternoon
Talk about carnage!watched the motogp which was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Anything exciting happen in the MotoGP this week?
I watched the GP live 'cause I woke up early this morning. Totally worth it just for the first lap carnage.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
rossi made an amazing comeback
From 9 th to win
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Awesome
I never seem to see the MotoGP these days, disappointing as it's full of great racing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
watch it on iplayer

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Our internet is sub-iplayer standards these days
Which makes me unbelievably sad. Also we apparently have a ridiculous download limit.

Possible solution: might go to a coffee shop, download it on their internet, and then watch it at home.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
you need to get moar internets

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I measured is at 0.29Mbps download speed the other day
It made me do a proper sad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
pretty sure i get faster on my phone

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
I could probably make a TV show
Faster than I could watch it online.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I'm gonna say
congratulations, but also commiserations. Weddings are hard work. Be prepared to push people around and always take more kit than you need (it adds authority)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Also if you mess up they'll probably sue you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I'll just use the flash in their eyes a lot
And then run away so they can't catch me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I'll do the whole 2 camera thing
A few lenses, blah blah blah.

They're pretty disorganised in general, so it probably wouldn't be quite as hard as a normal wedding.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I got a semi-expected rejection
and a rather spectacular one I did not see coming. I'm still pissed off.

Good luck with the snapping!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I presume from guys (or gals)
And not jobs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Oh, and a job rejection, thank you for reminding me!
I was expecting that because I wasn't myself and I wasn't that good anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I'm gearing myself up
For another big week of application rejections. BRING IT ON BITCHES.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Best of luck.
You aiming to staying Jockland or moving on to pastures new?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I'll move wherever they'll give me a job
Preferably Scotchland or Bristol area though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Best of luck, Engineer Gadget

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
youve had some bad luck recently
Don't let it get you down (I'm the master of ace advice I don't take haha)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Someone is going to get their pretty, if rather large nose, broken.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
do i know them?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I've mentioned him, and will tell you the full story soon
I'm just still furious with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
i know someone with a large nose

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Are you just trying to get Lab punched in the face again?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I've not punched Lab, and I promised I wouldn't
He asked me personally not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
i think you should
If only to prove to him people are lying bastards
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
I could write a book on this topic

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
It'd be an amazing book lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I recently ranted at someone for about 10 minutes
About why "all the useless bastards who can't do their jobs are employed, while I'll still not." The other person looked scared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
I'd imagine that'd be scary.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Scary, opinionated, unemployed person getting scary and opinionated
Yep, sounds a bit scary.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
don't forget unemployed!
Sorry. Best of luck with the job hunt, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
I'm getting used to rejection and poorness
It'll make me appreciate a job more when I have one, or some crap like that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
i'll provide a foreword

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
"I'm going to call your nose "Promise" and make it mine. Then I'm going to fucking break it."

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Touch my nose and ill break both your knees so I can shove your feet up your own ass
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
I'm terrified of you, remember?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
no youre not

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I am, a little
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
oh ok
Good
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Have you ever tried to cause damage to someone
By beating them with your breasts?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
no and youre not allowed to ever ask me another question

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Why not?
Wait, damn, that doesn't work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
Awesome party trick, no?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
the rest might hurt
But in regards to shoving feet up arse, you can't imagine that'd hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Do you? I know several.
He does have a very very nice nose. Quite large, but rounded at the tip rather than pointed or hooked. Which will make it all the more satisfying to break.

He out of anyone deserves to be punched in the face, and I haven't done it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
i read that as semi exposed erection

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
HE TRIED TO HIDE IT BUT TOO LATE
My dick-sense had latched on and I HAD to have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
You animal

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I try my hardest when confronted with the hardest.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

try my hardest when confronted engulf their cock
the hardest my anus
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
That doesn't quite work Podders
How can she be confronted by her own anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
extreme prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
That is going to be the name of my grindcore band if I ever start one :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Confronted is clearly struck through
Reading grade: C-
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Ah bollocks!
It's a fair cop guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
you obviously haven't seen
Anal mirrors 5: revenge of the shaving glass
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Course I have
My mum was in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Oh, Betsy McBugger?
She certainly has a talent. You should be proud of your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Oh I am!
Something to show the grandkids :D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
maybe you missed the iconic scene where
Your mum after hard work with a strapon, manouevres a series of mirrors into place so when lampito opens her eyes she is confronted with the deepest darkest recess of her soul
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Nope, I saw it!
It's like Goatse in fractal :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
:(
THANK YOU AMBERL AND VIPROS FOR STARTING THIS AND AL FOR RUNNING WITH IT LIKE A RABID PUPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
You love it
it anal
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
:( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Nice one
Weddings are hard work though, you'll not get a moments peace. Good luck with it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
I'm now expecting rejection
after sending a text to my ladyfriend asking where I stand with her. She's been really distant the last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Hopefully you didn't stand between her legs
And punch her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
It would explain the weirdness this week
But unless I did it in my sleep then no I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
seems to be a spate of rejections at the moment
Hope you get a good answer
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Me too.
Previous experiences suggest otherwise sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
:( Best of luck Boss.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Thanks Lampy!
Emo time over now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
die hard
E4 +1 that will cheer you up
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
"But you're a policeman."
"There are rules for policeman!"
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
oh man
I sat down and tried to watch that on Saturday. Then I knitted a little and almost knocked myself out on the edge of my bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Proper hardcore

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
I blame Superbow.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
That's not how you knit

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
No, I almost knocked myself out about 45 mins later while shouting soup at the toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
SOOOOOOOOOOOOUP

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
i was going to have soup for dinner
but now i have ryvitas and houmous instead.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Ryvita = shit
Houmous = look like shit
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
these aren't the shitty thick hard brown ryvitas
they are just crackers with pumpkin seeds. and my houmous is reeeeally spicy. i was going to say "so you can stick your shit up your arse" but it's not quite what i meant.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
It generally passes in the opposite direction actually

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
that was why i did not actually say it
i am, however, worried by the "generally", having hoped for "exclusively"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
Well, I can't account for times when I'm asleep
The best I can do is hope.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
really POD
do you have no self-control?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
I think it would actually require a pretty high level of self control
To suck it in.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
back to your dyson fetish
he could probably sort it out for you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Damn Dyson
Don't make me angry again Swipe.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
wow
all that burning passion smouldering under the cold engineering surface.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
no soup for you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Damn soup nazis

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Where the hell did your reply go?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
What reply?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
You said soup and something else were your favourite things to shout

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Wasn't you then
Someone replied then deleted.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
WE DO NOT TALK OF DELETION

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Damn Bobby
Spreading his ways.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

ways thighs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)
That's MY job!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
You spread Bobby's thighs for a living?
Poor Lampito...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
:(
No amount of gin CAN CURE MY DISTRESS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
You must be a strong girl. And when does this happen?
whilst I'm sleeping?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
"Which fat flap is the cock hiding in today?"
Mindbleach please.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
fuck me
that is vile
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Yep, pretty much entirely

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
i hope you feel ashamed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
I'm a gaz him a cock pic as punishment

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
If you can find it...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
I'm typing this with one hand sweetums x

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
ah
so you were lying about not being distractable... the GAY rumour is just hotting up and up!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)
I couldn't be gay
I don't believe in small talk or fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
this reminds me of Bernard Black
trying to be gay, but finding the standards of hygiene prohibitive
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)
and indeed the disco dancing

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
i went to a backstreet boys concert
with a good looking but clueless gay mate who has the worst gaydar in the world. he asked me how i knew which guys were gay.

i said, see the goodlooking, welldressed, laughing fun ones? gay. see the slouching ones in shit clothes clutching 4 pints each? straight. welcome to my world.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
I do have wonderful smelling hair though

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I feel mostly disgusted with myself

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
you should
have to do a harsh penance. i could think of something appropriate if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Are you trying to make me vomit?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Pretty much always

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
:(
You're making me sadface a lot today. Consider yourself not immune from punching.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
I'm probably immune from meeting you for a while though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
What part of Scotland did you say...? -_-
-books train-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
South west

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Be prepared for punching!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Come visit
We'll make a day of me getting punched.

NB. There's pretty much nothing of interest to do around here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
doubtless there's
a puppy or two to run over
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)
I can spend hours punching people
Do you have a punchable face?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
I'm unsure
I haven't really carried out the necessary testing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Control tests require either glasses or long hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)
I have no glasses
And my hair just got cut. Sad times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Hmm. You may be safe.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)
so monty
stands no chance then?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I've already punched Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)
oh poor monty
i would have thought he was far too charming!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
After what he said to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
ooooh
i do not know this gossip! share??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Conversation went something like this:
"You know I really like you, but I don't fancy you, promise"
"Thank fuck for that!"
-PUNCH-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
how shocking
you must borrow my pink boxing gloves for the next bash!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Oooh, awesome. I'll wash the blood off vefore I give them back.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Very kind of you!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)
depends whose blood it is
i might think it improves it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
that would have to be some special blood!
oh facebook how I loathe thee
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
ha why
what has facebook done?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
it can be so useful
and yet at the same time so pig-annoying. Especially with recommended friends etc
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)
ex's
popping up on there sucks. hazardous!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
I'd have bet money
on you doing a Monty and not having facebook :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
ha, no no
i am on facebook, don't use it much though...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I'm quite surprised actually
not sure why though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

thighs cheeks
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
less of that please
it's still a holy day.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Swipe's at it 24/7

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
at what, exactly??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Nympho-related activities

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
now now
let's keep your fantasies safely steaming up the inside of your head and not anyone else's computer screens
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Down with this sort of thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
you're worse than he is

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
ORLY?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
it's a close call
as bad as one another, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
I'm offended

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
why
do you think you are better or worse than mrdozer?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
I can't think about sexy time
as Die Hard is on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
bobby
you know i love you as much as the next man, but there is something very GAY about that statement
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
you could parade the pussycat dolls around
naked in front of me whilst top gun was on and I wouldn't bat an eyelid*

*might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
i would only believe this
if you first admitted you'd already spent your sunday wanking yourself dry over youporn
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I have, in fact,
been out most of the day. Shooting then had a bonfire and since then have been smoking myself into a muggy haze. What you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
shooting what???
please don't let it have had feathers....... rodents or males of the human species are fair game.

me? had a nice sunday lunch cooked for me over in hampstead where we enjoyed the sunshine and views over primrose hill from an attic roof terrace, then work.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Nope,
bottles and cans at my friends farm. We're simple country folk round ere lurve.

No sunday lunch for me today but did toast some marshmallows. Got me all excited about halloween. I'm 28 for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
phew!
meh, i am currently eating a halloween jelly bat from right next to the tesco till because it looked lower fat than chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
I, like you,
am fond of small woodland critters. All confectionary is evil. I have embraced fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)
it's birds
that would really make me use a hated smiley :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Damn birds

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
i forgot about
your penchant for feathered slaughter.

my eyes are all narrow as i look at you now...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
I'd love to shotgun a turkey

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
you...
you.......

how could you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I once threatened to stand on a cat too

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
inhuman monster
although much as i love them, i am allergic to cats. so it's the birds that would really get to me, you birdmurderer you!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)
birderer?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
i typed that pun
then deleted it. i am glad one of us has no shame. and i am glad it isn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)
I think it's hilarious. And am still chuckling. birderer ha.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Rest assured I'm not that good a shot.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
good
that makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
strange boy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
I got an amazing £79 shirt from Reiss for nowt this afternoon.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
thieving cuntrag

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
*thieving cuntrag in a nice new shirt

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:11, Reply)
POD is still silent re. Swipe's question about our relative merits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)
For a start, I don't keep track of people's failure to answer questions

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
at no point
did i admit there were ANY merits.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Father Ted is on. Ace. Who are you comparing? POD and PlumDozer?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
no no
they are both unique and special.

i am watching "family guy".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
It's no South Park but is good. Prefer American Dad though.
I'm goign to bed now as I am battered and start uni tomorrow. Night people.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)
That's a ringing endorsement

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

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