Oh yeah, I hadn't really thought about actually going out there and rescuing someone
I'm rubbish at trying to get out of the sea when it's a bit undertow-ish. Plus I don't suit red swimsuits. I can imagine a lot of lifeguards being all baywatch and douchey.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I used to be really good at it all,
I had one of the best times in my summer's group for the 1km swim. But yeah. Soon as you get people in swimsuits the cliques come out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

In Newquay they sell hoodies that say "LIFE GUARD" on them
it's just confusing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

it's so you can see at a glance who the biggest cunts in town are
in somewhere like Newquay that is quite tricky.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Not really
just assume cuntery of everyone you lay eyes on and you probably won't be far wrong.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

assume cuntery of everyone you lay eyes on and you probably won't be far wrong.
nuke the place from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

all of the above

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

but the fallout would hit Exeter
and much as I love him, I'm not staying with Vipros if his appendages start falling off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I've got a bunker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Kitty wants to have you in her bunker

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

thanks for the clarity there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I was wondering though
Is it the lead-lined, reinforced concrete kind, or the sand-filled ball trap kind?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I don't know yet,
I'll let you know after the apocalypse. Oh no wait, you'll be dead, ROFL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I won't die during the apocalypse
I've played enough Fallout to be prepared.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Oh I'm so bad at Fallout
The last time I played it I kept getting killed by a pair of supermutants even though I was trying to go the long way around and hide and stuff, so Wiggy took over to kill them whilst I went to make a brew. All I heard from the kitchen was "have you not got anything better than a fucking flick knife?!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Oh dear oh dear
It's one of my favourite games, and I'm quite excited about the new one coming out this month.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I want Dead Rising
I think Wiggy is sick of the two player games I have, they're too cute with not enough melee weapons.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I completed Dead Rising 2 last week
If you weren't miles away I'd lend it you. It's rather fun and infuriating in equal measures.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Bring it to the bash
and I'll post it back :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Hmm... will you?
Or will this be another case of me lending out something only to never ever see it again?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I am pretty trustworthy
but obviously you'd have to take my word for that. How about I lend you something as collateral?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

That won't be necessary, and I can always harass you on here
Remind me closer to the day and I'll try to remember to bring it :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

thanks :D
You really don't have to if you don't want to, you can just say you forgot to bring it and I'll go "oh silly Labs, what are you like" and just cry about it later.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

what kind of provisions are in there?
Our marriage depends on it, choose wisely.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

meat
and various fruit crumbles.

and squirty cream.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

haha
20 points for all of the above, but minus 50 points for no anchovies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

they go without saying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

ok fair enough
I redeem your 50 points.

Although anything I mention now you could just say "well obviously that's in there". Sly, Vipros, sly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I actually thought of writing anchovies though.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm surprised you didn't
I thought they would be top of the list. They would also keep out most other people who might try and hijack our bunker.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm very tired
so my brain isn't working quite right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

depends on the wind direction
but I doubt it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

prevailing winds from the south west or west south west
so chances are that the wind will be in this direction
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I thought nukes were super far reaching
if not, what are they so bloody worried about?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)