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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nice one Gonz, new job woos.
I, however, have finally come to the end of my tether with my job. It's a corrupt company run by a disinterested prick, employing criminals and idiots who run rings around the 'honest' team and rip us all off. The cunts.

I want entirely daft suggestions for what jobs I should look for, and what you'd rather be doing right now instead of what you're actually doing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:14, 190 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
yeah, it sounds like the people at [your job] are right cunts
you should become an ostrich wrangler

as previously stated, I'd like to be a blacksmith
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Hell yes, I love ostriches!
My job at the taxi desk is fucking fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)
what I was trying to do was call you a cunt
you may have missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Oh, I got that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)
good

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Mr V you should go on one of this fellow's courses.
www.bronze-age-craft.com/

I made a bronze axe head, and am working on the handle by myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)
they look really cool
I shall forward that to my mrs for a present idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
You will enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

enjoy be assimilated
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
You should look at becoming an oil prospector
Brilliant way to upset the eco-mentalists.

I'd like to be a photographer. It would have a certain advantage over being unemployed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)
that's why you're so bitter and whingy.
Get a job you work shy dole scrounger.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)
No, that's just a side effect
Of having to deal with idiots and morons at every turn.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Do they mine for baby oil?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I think the production of baby oil
Is more akin to the production of fois gras.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)
an assassin, right folks back to uni today so you have earned
a temporary reprieve. Be good.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)
I did rubbish jobs for years
now I don't.

Hope that helps

broadsword xx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)
That's brilliant babe, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)
Soz I can't be more help
On the plus side, if a fuckwit like me can earn silly money fucking about in a hot country then so can you.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
ooh what do you do?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Quite honestly, very little
I work with an entrepreneur type.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)
ooh that sounds quite interesting
I'm going to be an entrepeneur one day, I hope I'll have a broadsword to help me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Are you flirting with me?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I wasn't, but I can if you like.
A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)
79/F/Scunthorpe, u?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)
79/F/Scunthorpe
what a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Aww if only you'd been /M it could've been the start of something beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)
we could be FMM if you're B/C

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Fat munters masturbating if I'm bi curious?
I thought that was what was already happening
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I was going with friends, maybe more
but your FMM is more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I did one of these singles acronym* thingies on here recently
Would search for it but, y'know, more important things to do.

*do I mean acronym? Not sure, too drunk, it's something like that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
You mean
'analgasm'
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I was there
it was the best day ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Friends maybe more?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Lets just see how it goes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)
What do you do?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)
He's a Tory backbencher
politcalolz
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)
I work on a taxi desk.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Also Larping and politics?
Do they mix? www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11511574
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Minor bone of contention
LARPing and Re-enactment are viewed as different things to those in the communities.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Yeah, people with HIV like to say they haven't got AIDS as well.
We all know the truth.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)
yeah one is full of silly losers dressing up and playing pretend battle
the other is LARPing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)
That's both of them

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I was trying to be nice to you by calling those re-enactment guys losers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)
They are more loser-ish than LARPers
They get enraged by people not wearing entirely authentic gear, sleeping in authentic tents and eating authentic food.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Massage, with a happy finish

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I think you would be good as the morale officer on the ISS.
Sort of Deanna Troi without the tits.

For myself, a gold prospector.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I'd love to be a games writer
But you should be part of a barbershop quartet.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I could happily do that if it paid minimum wage.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)
You should be a ranger in one of the National Parks.
Or a postman.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I could definitely do ranger or gamekeeper work.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)
but...BEARS!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Fucking bears...
Tricksy bastards they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)
One stole my sandwiches once
And my bowler hat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)
I saw a bear on one of my walks recently.
True facts right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)
did it shit you up a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)
No so much, it was curled up in some ferns having a nap.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Was it big enough to put a saddle on and ride to work?
Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)
How awesome is that?!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
oh man I want a polar bear

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Gigalo!
Solves two problems in one. Lack of nookie and you work for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Hell yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)
There are so many jobs I want to do
I'd like to be a scuba diving instructor in the great barrier reef
I'd like to make corsets for a living and not have to leave the house
I'd like to have my own cupcakery and have all the waitresses wear 50s themed dresses
I'd like to work in a zoo, making sure all the animals have enough cuddles.
I'd like to be a lifeguard
I'd like to in the merchant navy
I'd like to be a TV extra.

OK I'm done. I'd really like my headache to go away, sadface.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
"were 50s themed dresses"
I'd love to be served by animated costumes, it'd be like Fantasia or Beauty and The Beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)
oh shut your face I've got the worst headache ever
(I just typed every by accident and had to erase it)
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)
This is where I go "have you had any painkillers"
then you say something stupid like "no I don't like using painkillers"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)
haha fuck that, I've had all the painkillers I'm allowed
Wiggy even got up at 4am to make me a medicinal joint, which is actually the only thing that has remotely helped, but I don't think I could get away with that at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
In that case suck it up,
you'll be fine by the end of the day.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I get headaches all the time
this one is just particularly sharp. I'll survive, though not without complaining.

Psychochomp, my head huuuuuurts, waaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)
MTFU

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)
STFU

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)
OMGWTFBBQ

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)
ILB

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)
that'd be ace

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I've been a lifeguard.
it's really not all it's shacked up to be Kitty. People are rude and idiotic. And more so when they've had a few to drink and go to the beach.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)
yeah I'd probably get sick of it pretty quickly
I like the idea of saving people's lives, but there's not much call for it in my job.

I just have to hope that someone gets stuck up some scaffolding so I can use my mad pole skills to go and rescue them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I liked it too, until I realised how cliquey the other lifesavers were,
and how dangerous it could be to have to be the one doing rescuing. One rescue was enough for me. I quit at the end of that summer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Oh yeah, I hadn't really thought about actually going out there and rescuing someone
I'm rubbish at trying to get out of the sea when it's a bit undertow-ish. Plus I don't suit red swimsuits. I can imagine a lot of lifeguards being all baywatch and douchey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)
I used to be really good at it all,
I had one of the best times in my summer's group for the 1km swim. But yeah. Soon as you get people in swimsuits the cliques come out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
In Newquay they sell hoodies that say "LIFE GUARD" on them
it's just confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)
it's so you can see at a glance who the biggest cunts in town are
in somewhere like Newquay that is quite tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Not really
just assume cuntery of everyone you lay eyes on and you probably won't be far wrong.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

assume cuntery of everyone you lay eyes on and you probably won't be far wrong.
nuke the place from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)
all of the above

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)
but the fallout would hit Exeter
and much as I love him, I'm not staying with Vipros if his appendages start falling off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I've got a bunker

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Kitty wants to have you in her bunker

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)
thanks for the clarity there

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I was wondering though
Is it the lead-lined, reinforced concrete kind, or the sand-filled ball trap kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)
I don't know yet,
I'll let you know after the apocalypse. Oh no wait, you'll be dead, ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)
I won't die during the apocalypse
I've played enough Fallout to be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Oh I'm so bad at Fallout
The last time I played it I kept getting killed by a pair of supermutants even though I was trying to go the long way around and hide and stuff, so Wiggy took over to kill them whilst I went to make a brew. All I heard from the kitchen was "have you not got anything better than a fucking flick knife?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Oh dear oh dear
It's one of my favourite games, and I'm quite excited about the new one coming out this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I want Dead Rising
I think Wiggy is sick of the two player games I have, they're too cute with not enough melee weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I completed Dead Rising 2 last week
If you weren't miles away I'd lend it you. It's rather fun and infuriating in equal measures.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Bring it to the bash
and I'll post it back :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Hmm... will you?
Or will this be another case of me lending out something only to never ever see it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I am pretty trustworthy
but obviously you'd have to take my word for that. How about I lend you something as collateral?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)
That won't be necessary, and I can always harass you on here
Remind me closer to the day and I'll try to remember to bring it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
thanks :D
You really don't have to if you don't want to, you can just say you forgot to bring it and I'll go "oh silly Labs, what are you like" and just cry about it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
what kind of provisions are in there?
Our marriage depends on it, choose wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)
meat
and various fruit crumbles.

and squirty cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)
haha
20 points for all of the above, but minus 50 points for no anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
they go without saying

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)
ok fair enough
I redeem your 50 points.

Although anything I mention now you could just say "well obviously that's in there". Sly, Vipros, sly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I actually thought of writing anchovies though.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I'm surprised you didn't
I thought they would be top of the list. They would also keep out most other people who might try and hijack our bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
I'm very tired
so my brain isn't working quite right
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)
depends on the wind direction
but I doubt it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)
prevailing winds from the south west or west south west
so chances are that the wind will be in this direction
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I thought nukes were super far reaching
if not, what are they so bloody worried about?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
alright poppet
I tried to go on msn to say hello! but msn doesn't seem to work on this computer
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Your computer hates me, I think.
But hello to you too :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I think its me my computer hates :/
am on skype if you fancy saying hello
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)
urgh skype.
you just reminded me I have to set that up for my parents so I can talk to them while I'm away!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Would you really like to hug a gibbon?
Or a boa constrictor?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)
in soviet russia
boa constrictor hug you
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)
*books flight*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Broadsword loves pythons
Trouser pythons
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I was up for a hug with a boa
pythons were never mentioned, please get your facts straight
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)
unless they're another name for the same thing
not too up on snakes really
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)
I'm just telling it like I sees it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)
If I ever move back to the north west
I would cheerfully go in to business with you running a 50s-themed cupcakery. If that helps. I don't have any venture capital (if that's what it's called) unless you accept magical arse money, though.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)
haha lol for magical arse money
I've got my photographer coming on Friday to photograph the cakes and then Gonz is going to do me a delivery website, so hopefully in a few years I might have some venture capital myself and then we can be all Cupcakes + Venture Capital = PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Sounds like a plan to me!
There's an amazing 50's themed diner/bowling alley somewhere in a basement in Notting Hill, if you've ever been?
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)
At The Lanes in Bristol
One of the women working there wore a 50s Americana dress. She was SMOKING hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)
From the pictures it looks pretty similar
sadly there was no smoking hot waitress at the one in London.

EDIT - in fact, I may check that place out if I end up going to the Bristol bash, it looks pretty cool.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Clearly inferior then

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Clearly not
the London one had ME in it.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Myalgic Encephalopathy?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Did you just look that up?
I was thinking along the same lines, but couldn't remember what it stood for.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
haha yes I did
I couldn't remember it, let alone spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Myalgic encephalomyelitis, I think you'll find

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)
doh
DAMN YOU GOOGLE. And the ME society.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
that sounds awesome!
I've never been to London town. Trufact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Really?!
Good grief, and I thought I was a sheltered northern type! When are you heading back after the bash?
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Saturday afternoon methinks.
I've been around the world and stuff (no not in the slutty metaphor way) so I'm not that sheltered, I've just not been around that much of Engerland.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
So the 22nd will be the first time you've been to london?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Oh I forgot, I went to Brixton once for 2 hours for a dance audition
and left again, so technicall I have set foot in London, but other than that, yes it will be. Was that a trick question?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
No it wasn't a trick question.
You probably won't see much of london when you're there on the 22nd, just Euston, the pub and wherever you end up for the night.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)
That's ok
I want to go to London for a long weekend to see some sights some time, but I'm too skint at the moment. Wiggy's uncle is head chef at a restaurant down there somewhere so hopefully I'll get a free meal out of it. Wiggy goes down there a lot for work, he took photos of the Irregular Choice shop and the Hummingbird Bakery to lord it over me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I guess if you're staying at Lampito's
then you may have other plans, not least of which is being hungover, but I shall be going for a wander round Borough market and other food-y type places on the Saturday. If you (and any other member of LAAK etc) want to come with that would probably be more fun than going on my own :)
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
that would be nice, thanks, I'll see what they say
Me and Applebite and getting the 3.20pm train home so we'll definitely be wanting some food before then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Martial Law Enforcer
Track Marshall at International Snail Racing Events
Lighting Engineer for The Marshall Tucker Band
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)
stop saying Marshall

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Marshall Mathers' personal meal planner, that's another one.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I was going to go with Marshall Mathers impersonator
EDIT: And Service of Court Marshall Documentation Officer
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Manufacturing manager at Marshal amps.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)
They're just 'round the corner.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Yep, a lot of people I know worked their in their youth.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)
"their in their youth"
oh chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)
OH NOES I'M SO EMBARASSED

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)
If they worked part time did that make them partial Marshall employees?

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Yes and if they were spotted stealing products
they were caught marshall employees.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)
well.
one of my colleagues has gotten out of work this morning because the paparazzi won't let her leave the flat. turns out she is prince harry's new bird. how's that for a good way to get out of work and never have to work again???

the office girls are in OUTRAGE because she really is just not that fit (not being bitchy, she is attractive, but in a stick thin and blonde and loads of orange makeup kind of way), whereas the boys have always really rated her, so they are now all thinking they are proved correct.

this may be the best bit of office gossip ever!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Whoop-de-doo
She's actually hiding in embarrassment because she's been found out to be dating a ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)
a retarded inbred one at that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Vipros, I thought you lived in Essex?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)
if this is a joke I don't get it
if it's not then you are just plain wrong :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I was saying you were retarded and inbred and ginger.
I hate having to do a Chompy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
That's what she said

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I know
I was pretending that I didn't understand because I'm really not any of those things.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I think he's quite funny

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I suspect that the funny thing are accidental
because he's a bit dim
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
he's fit
definitely. but thick.

looks and money -v brains. tough call.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Is there any other type of ginger?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
there is not

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
dyed?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
you'd have to be pretty stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
hey
i pay paul edmonds about £350 every 6 weeks to get mine this shade of-

oh. i see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)
I like Debra Messing
she's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)
and the ginger one from girls aloud
is the fittest
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I think she's really pretty too, everyone else is mean
Nadine is well munty, especially now she's gone all scrawny and Kimberly is pig-faced. I think Cheryl's beautiful, but she used to be just as chavvy as the rest of them, Nicola is the only one who looks natural. Sarah is ok, but she's such a ladette.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)
if Nadine smiled she'd be alright
as it is, she's a sour-faced bitch-whore
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Sweet Jesus on a unicycle
she most certainly is not. She wasn't bad when they started out but have you looked at her face recently? Her nose is HUGELY out of proportion and her makeup looks ridiculous.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I am so far removed from pop culture
I actually wouldn't recognise any of them if I walked into them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
also, the lights are on, but nobody's home

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Yes
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

her boobs scare me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
I'd be scared she'd steal my spaceship.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Yeah right, you'd be in special hell

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
Gladly

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)
They scare me, too
but I'm sure I'd get over it quite quickly. If I were a man I would cheerfully wear my penis to a nubbin on her.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
me too,
they're a weird shape! I think she should stop pushing them up as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I think it's more
pushing them so flat
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)
I think that dress should win some kind of engineering award
The way her boobs are squished in makes me think that the dress has to be made of some kind of alloy or polymer.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Noel you should be a professional walker (no strikethroughs children)

My dream job would be a racing driver nneeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooow
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
+20 points for the Doppler effect

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
If only they'd pay me for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

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