Oh don't worry,
Al's a frustrated homosexual and gets bitter about it sometimes - it's why he comfort eats all day long.

You seem OK. You're better than Bobby Pires - mind you so was Joseph Mengele.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you just confuse me with al?
you fucking cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'd never be so rude
The poor fellow seems to be struggling ^ up there so I was being nice. I'd never mix you up with that fat bender, don't worry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Thank you for the niceness
Monty. Much appreciated.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I shall only be nice once: enjoy it.
If you turn out to be Bert after all I shall maim you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Look, I could post a picture of my good self
but (a) it's lunchtime and people are going to be eating and (b) if I was Bert, obviously I could do the same thing...but I'm not Bert, and if I am, you can indeed maim me. With extreme prejudice.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Take a new photo, or upload an old one?
If taking a new one, write a sign with the date on it saying "sup /ot" with a crudely drawn cock on it somewhere.

you don't have to do this
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Yes he does

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Happy to send photo to one person
rather than publish it on the board. Although again surely Bert could photoshop it ? But if I need to prove I'm not him, happy to take this approach...do you vet all newcomers this way, or I am particularly Bert-like ?!?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I joined /ot before this whole Being Bert Monkeysex shenanigans.
But I got similarly hazed on /talk for posting with my L plates.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I looked at /talk
and ran away very very quickly...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Sensible.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Way to groom noncey.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

it's been a very recent thing
you are doing well to stick with it though. unless you are actually bert, in which case you are even more mental than I thought
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Well, you guys / girls seem nice enough
QOTW has given me many a laugh for a while, if you've had strange people on the board, understand the need for caution. Will happily Skype someone so they can see I'm not Bert, but I'm not giving out personal details on the board...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You don't have to prove anything to these cunts
if they call you bert tell them to fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

don't worry about it
just carry on as you are. don't be too sensitive to things and you'll be fine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Oh god that reminds me
I was reading a blog of horrific internet art. Someone had done an anime bishie KAWAIIIII ^_^ desu desu Joseph Fucking Mengele.

It's horrific.

edit: Try not to cry too hard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

ha, comic sans is just the icing on the cake.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

"Loves: Cute things
Hates: Filthy jews"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

4th comment down sums it up
NO

NO

FUCK YOU INTERNET
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

The blog's done that for me.
It's hellish.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)