Call yourself my friend,
she's not going to be there emotional about finally becoming 30 is she?
Tell her I think she's very pretty and that you won't let me gatecrash because you're jealous.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ok I will do that.
She could well be, but she has plenty of 'shoulders to cry on' if you knowwarramean LOL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Show her that spreadsheet I made you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

you know how to turn the ladies on
she's ordered a corset off me and I was going to give you her measurements to try out on the spreadsheet but I thought you'd get distracted if I gave you a measurement that included 40inch breasts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah right you just wanted an excuse to give me your measurements.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

why would you want my measurements?
they're not enticing, they make me sound like a lollypop stick.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'm making a voodoo doll to set fire to.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You mean a papier mache bust of me to my exact measurements so you can hug it at night

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)