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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I make that lunch.
What 'ya having? (Just because Monty loves to know).

Alt Q: Favourite cheesy-dance-floor-filler?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:46, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Rye bread with pumpkin seeds and cheese and sweet chilli snackajacks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Who sang that?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

The first one was by Bread. The second by Chilli Willie and the Red Hot Peppers.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Likewise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
*golf applause*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
And
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7dMGw3uzEU
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Whatever!
What about...


www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
You are Geri Halliwell
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I love dancing to this song in gay clubs.
I can release my inner homo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
You keep a gay bloke locked in your basement?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Tune.

(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Thank you fellow music afficianado.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Can you make Lemsip with cold water?
If so, than that's what I'm having. With a healthy portion of gobbets
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
It might not dissolve properly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Poorly Amberl?
Or have you misunderstood the Massive Drugs that people talk about?

Why not make the Lemsip with hot water? It's proper HARDCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
If I had a kettle
then I definitely would.

And yeah I'm disgusting. Really awful cold and headache
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Microwave or pan?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
there's one in the kitchen
not very close though and I'm conserving energy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
If you're not going to help yourself you deserve your illness.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This makes me sad Chompy :(
on the other hand Kansas is now playing. That might help
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I don't think the water from the toilet
will be any better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
don't use boiling water though
i never realised this, and have been doing it wrong for years, but apparently the boiling water destroys the paracetamol. just very hot, not boiling.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I never knew that either.
But then I don't like Lemsip, I'd rather just take the tablets instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I love lemsip
I like the hot lemony drinkyness
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Freak.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I'm a Strepsils man, myself
I'll munch on those with very little encouragement and no sickness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Probably
but I don't think it will taste very nice
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Mozzarella and sundried tomato sandwich
it was nice.

Now I'm doing some of the most boring work I've ever had to do.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
that's saying a lot coming from someone who works with excel all day

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
That girl who's 30th birthday you're going to is hot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I'll tell her, it'll cheer her up
she's blue at the moment because the guy she likes lives far away.

She's going to the party as jessica rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I'm free on the 13th, you could always invite me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I'm not going to do that. You can come out on my birthday night out in November if you want though.
it'll be on the 27th so make sure you keep it free. And try and pull, I don't have enough spare beds for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Call yourself my friend,
she's not going to be there emotional about finally becoming 30 is she?
Tell her I think she's very pretty and that you won't let me gatecrash because you're jealous.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Ok I will do that.
She could well be, but she has plenty of 'shoulders to cry on' if you knowwarramean LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Show her that spreadsheet I made you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
you know how to turn the ladies on
she's ordered a corset off me and I was going to give you her measurements to try out on the spreadsheet but I thought you'd get distracted if I gave you a measurement that included 40inch breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Yeah right you just wanted an excuse to give me your measurements.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
why would you want my measurements?
they're not enticing, they make me sound like a lollypop stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)
I'm making a voodoo doll to set fire to.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
You mean a papier mache bust of me to my exact measurements so you can hug it at night

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I went out to the shops with everyone but didn't get lunch 'cus one person went into marks and the rest had packed lunches.
I thought the rest were gonna get something somewhere else and before I knew it I was sitting at my desk again.

lol, gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Wot, no Sushi?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I was gonna get sushi, that's what I fancied, but alas, I got no sushi.
Saddest moment of the greatest day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
how's it going?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Amazing !
=DDDD
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
awesome, I'm very pleased for you.
Selfishly, I hope you'll still have time to do my cupcake website, my photographer is coming on Friday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)
i share your pain
i wanted a bespoke salad factory salad, but they only had one clown in the circus today and the Q (sorry monty) was massive. i ended up with a vegetarian burrito. except they had no beans and no falafel. so basically... lettuce in a wrap :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I got this banana bread thing if you wanna go halfs, it's quite nice.
Well, I mean, if it wasn't an empty gesture as we're in inter-land at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
you did promise to take me out for dinner though
can we avoid lettuce and banana bread when we do? i would appreciate that, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Yeh', that sounds cool enough, no lettuce, no banana bread, no tuna. Deal !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
and no tomatoes
not in their raw form anyway. saucy is fine!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I am having a MILLION cigarettes for lunch as my dumb ass customer is pissing me off
him: why didn't I get my boxes on the 7th?
me: because you didn't order any on the 7th.
him: yes I did
me: no, you increased deliveries on the 8th
him: yes we have those but not my ones from the 7th
me: You didn't order anything for the 7th. You never have deliveries on Thursdays
him: well I need some boxes as you haven't delivered them
me:....because you didn't order any
him: wel I should have, I need them today can I have them today
BANG HEAD ON DESK
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
that sucks Badger, people are idiots

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I no rite?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Do you have anything exciting for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
A tuna lunch thing from John West

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Sounds yummy *jealouses*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Maybe I'll share with you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
ooh thanks

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
yw

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I quite like those
the Moroccan salmon lunch one is particularly nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Spamming cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
*Walks into the room, minding my own buisness, singing to myself*
My job's so great, my job's so great, why's my job so great? Because my job is great.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
I've got some left over pie from last night.
My sweetheart put it in my workbag this morning.

She is trying to kill me with lovely pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Jacket potato and green tea. I hate being poor.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I think you need to go to Lidl, and stock up.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Chicken tikka salad

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
chicken balti soup
and a coffee and walnut cupcake that my mrs made.

NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
your mrs makes cupcakes eh?
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
occasionally she does, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I'm going to go and get some tuna pasta from Tesco in a bit
so I can take some more delicious ibuprofen because Psychochomp, my head still huuuuurts, waaaaah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
sick buddies
Personally I blame the government
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I blame the schools

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I bet it stopped hurting an hour ago, you're just milking it for attention.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Normally it has gone away by now, but this one is persistant.
I've just taken some codeine though, that should take the edge off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Maybe it's a tumour

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I think that every time I get a headache
if it was then at least I could probably have it removed. As it stands, it's probably my caffeine intake combined with staring at a computer all day plus my lack of rehydration, which would involved major lifestyle changes to fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
i get them occasionally too
about 4 hours of unmitigated thumping pain that feels as if someone is actually squeezing my eyeball with every throb. i had loads of scans and tests, they couldn't find a thing wrong with me (shurrup). the only thing that works is plain paracetamol and cold water. urgh, poor kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
yeah that's what I get
I can tell the difference between eye headaches and dehydration headaches and this is definitely an eye one. I'm nomming the ibuprofen and water, it's subsiding a bit, but it's just annoying when you have to be at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Some kind of thing called an 'Innocent Pot'
I'm hoping for a yummy veg curry, but will probably just get windy pops.

Alt Q: Build Me Up, Buttercup.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I love them
Which one? Do they still do the Tuscan Bean Stew, because that one was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
So's the Thai one, so's the Indian dal one.
They are shit, thelorrovem.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Naah, the sweet potato chilli one is the business
plus they're currently doing a butternut squash curry one that I had the other day that was lovely also.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I have had neither of those
so I shall stick with my ill-informed sweeping judgement on the entire range, for the sake of consistency.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
monty nooo
the new one, the bombay curry one, is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
At the moment I'm having flapjacks
In other food-related news, I went to the pub yesterday and ordered a diet coke for the missus. Turns out it was flat and upon taking back to the bar, the barman told me that this was how diet coke "comes off the gun". In response I said "It's flat." My logic was unassailable.

As a side note, I've just discovered after seven years, that if you hover your mouse pointer over the "latest post was xxx ago", a tool tip tells you who posted. This has excited me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
it's quite useful
on the library computer it tells me the last two people to have posted
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
So I guess it's Halloween name time then.
I wanted "Boney", but it was taken. Sadface.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I would go with Jack o' Lampers
but that's too similar to JackAction's.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Lampitoad?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
It was an idea
I wasn't passing judgement or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I figured you were going with Vampito

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Ooh, that is a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
quite close to mine though
we might get confused
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I'm just going to assume you don't have breasts and she doesn't have a beard
I've always liked a gamble.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)
what about mine?
nothing halloweeny about rachelswipe. or is there?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
racHELLswipe ?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
that's better than i would have expected actually

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
RageHellsWight?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
that one is not quite as good
still better than my lack of ideas though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I can't think of anything
except LampOutsideTheHouseInTheExorcist but it's a bit convoluted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
And shit
Now think of a better one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
of course it's shit you spaz, that was the point.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Your face is a spazzy shit

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I can't think of any that are really close to your name
Silence of the Labia?

Also, your mum is a spazzy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
YOUR MUM'S FACE IS A SPAZZY SHIT!
YESSS!!! *victory fistpumps*

Also, I can't think of anything either.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Labia Majaws durdur durdur durdur dudududu dudududu dudududu duduDUUUUU

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Scabbier Ma-Whorer?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Mad Scientist's Lab-ia Majora

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Lamia Majora?
Labia Ma-Gore-a?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
ooh Ma-gore-a is good

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I like this one

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Lamprey?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
wwwwooooo spooky

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I even have a vaguely hallowe'en based name. Though it's doing a Cave Duck
and is thus song lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I just assumed you were Vipros

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
HOW DARE YOU
It is a little too similar. It's the best anyone's come up with so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
that hasn't been a feature for that long

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I'm trying to think
of how to capitalise on this new knowledge. I have no doubt that it will open doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Also, if you click on that bit
It takes you to that post.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I had large amounts of bacon
With a side helping of ham, as there just wasn't enough pig.

Alt: I do love 'Evacuate the Dancefloor', mostly just due to it's paradoxical nature.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
threadjack
There is a fair coming to Banbury and I asked "oh is it the mop?" to be met with blank looks.

Is this terminology localised to Warwickshire or are the people I work with idiots?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Never heard of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
This served to do nothing but utterly confuse me
And I'm pretty sure I'm not just being an idiot. I just refer to the fair that comes here twice as a year as the 'chav-magnet'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I've heard the term 'mop' used before.
I don't like the word.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
localised

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Is your new name
To help prepare you for moving to Gonz-world?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I really hope I'm still signed in on my phone or that's going to be a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Localised, but I obviously know what you mean
Wikipedia doesn't have anything on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Man, you won't last five minutes in London talking that country shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Ooh, I know about the Mop !
Used to go to it as a child as lived near Stratford.

It was also mentioned on the Archers last night, which shows how sad I am for (a) remembering and (b) listening to it.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I just had
Mexican chicken and cheese with guacamole on brown bread. It was tasty.

Alt Q: I endured a shitty wedding DJ on Saturday who played tons of cheese, plus committed the gravest of DJ sins of playing songs by the same artist within an hour of each other. Two Jackson 5 songs going into a Michael Jackson song was bad, but going from Madness to The Clash back to Madness was shocking.
Plus his mixing was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
your face is shit

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Your name is shit
I hope you accidentally clear your browser cache and cookies, then have to type all that in again on your phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
It wouldn't take long

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Copy paste
Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
oh man if only my phone had a commercial explaining how I copy and paste

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
You should have killed him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I wanted to
Especially as he was running off his laptop, and I could easily have used it to play decent tunes off my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)
O Superman by Laurie Anderson is quite popular at the Autisics Interpretive Dance Society Club that I go to.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Generic Ham Salad baguette from the sandwich van
but fancy cassava crisps from Waitrose.

AltQ: Tiger Feet by Mud. It may have been a while since I attended a discotheque.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
'Tiger Feet' is a fucking masterpiece.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
It gets all the kids moving and shaking
And by kids I mean people's slightly tipsy dads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
That's right
that's right, that's right, that's right...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I always thought it was tiny feet

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
1. Rare roast beef, tomato and moutarde, in granary baguette. And a crafty wank for pudding.
2. My favourite fucking what?

EDIT Lighty's got me thinking - 'Can The Can' by Suzi Quatro or 'Blockbuster' by The Sweet, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Blockbuster!!!!!!!
*Puts hands in jean pockets and rocks from side to side*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Fucking LOVE that record.
Mind you I also like Gary Glitter's classics too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I dreamt last night that I was on a tour of Liverpool's skankiest shopping centre
Gary Glitter was also on the tour, along with Josef Fritzl.
They did not arrive together and it appeared they did not know each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Do you remember a film that came out in the cinema in the late seventies staring some of the bands of that time?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
No but I shall investigate.
Have you ever seen Slade's film? It's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
That's the one.
I thought there were other bands in it too. I remember seeing it at the local flea pit and thinking it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Bah, you've made my reply below look stupid now!
Anyway, in other tenuously related news. I have decided that I shall attend the 1970s themed party at the weekend as a skinhead. as it only requires one hair cut, one pair of braces and some Dave and Ansil Collins records.
I'm currently in negotiations to borrow a space hopper to arrive on.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Go as me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Too short, in height and hair length.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I remember Slade did Slade in Flame and Gary Glitter did one
but I don't remember one featuring several groups.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
That dance is called 'The Flying Angel'.
I regard it as the second best dance (after 'Uprocking') ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
what is your view on the song Staying Alive?
also, Nick Hornby: yay or nay?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
1. Shit*
2. Nay. I have only read 'High Fidelity' which was frankly embarrassing, and a couple of articles about music, in which he showed himself to be a cock.


*they did do a couple of good psychedelic numbers around the '67 mark: check out 'Mrs Gillespie's Refrigerator', but the cod-disco stuff was pretty fucking awful I think, there were much better disco acts out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Not sure what made me think of Staying Alive, but it was in my head
I was reading some slim volumes while waiting for my mrs to finish a book. One of which was High Fidelity, and as I was reading I thought "I wonder what Monty thinks of this?"

In hindsight, I should have asked myself "I wonder how shit Monty thinks this is?"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Nick Hornby is shit
though About a Boy actually has one or two redeeming features
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Not that I recall!
See also Irvine Welsh for more shit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I have had to go on youtube to refresh my memory of 'Can the Can'
Oh, Suzi, how your leather trousers stirred strange new feelings as I lay on the floor watching Top of the Pops.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I really, really fancied her in 'Happy Days'.

Happy days, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Leather Tuscadero!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I'd still boff her now out of respect.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
what about Joan Jett?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
she has not aged well
Suz looks ok though
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Still would.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I think Joan Jett
is still alright even now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Cherie Currie (Cherry Bomb) looks good too.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

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