*raises hand*
"On sexy lady boobs" is the obvious answer, but failing that I'd like one of them to be holding a pint, and the other to be high-fiving some cool b3tans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why not get 2 pints?
It'll probably be more satisfying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Harder to high-five though.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'd like one hand in my pocket
and the other one smoking a cigarette
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Not hailing a taxi cab?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

What it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)