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With a really good mate.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
This evening is all hollyoaks and sushi to celebrate that I AM FUCKING AWESOME AT MY FUCKING AWESOME NEW JOB.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
Not so sure about the Hollyoaks thing, but the being mint in work thing sounds good.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
"I'm tracing the error, the definitions are being passed through, or the function is being called before the definition"
And they're all like
"Nah' man, the V.Hosts are fucked, look, your htaccess wasn't copied over 'cus we had hidden files closed in the copy from USB, which was fine for the SVN, but not for the usb copy"
And I'm all like
"Naaaaah' man, can't be that, it was working fine a moment ago, donno why it's fucked"
And they're all like
"OK man, I'm going home, got a train to catch, don't stay up to late on it"
And then I'm all like,
"Ok dudes, don't worry, won't stay up to long, wont' be able to sleep 'till I fix it though"
And they're all like
"Cool, laters"
"Laters bruv'"
.... then, 15 minutes later, I go "YATTA ! and realise it's in the execution of the error handler pulling in to early on some obscure php notice but the definitions haven't been created yet so the error handler is throwing exceptions and causing havoc", commented out the line that defined the custom error handling, Ef Fived (well, cmd+r)'d that mother fucker, and IT ALL WORKS.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Even in the cheapest of supermarkets you wouldn't get that amount for even 3 times that money. And even in Waitrose or Marks you wouldn't get sushi this nice.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
- Getting up early and ready for the day
- Feeling really really productive
- Working on a website (or series of websites) that has 1.7gb of stuff (excluding user pics/vids) and 8gb DB (some of it redundant, some of it missing).... most of my sites, minus pictures, could fit on a floppy disk.
- Making people laugh all day long with my suggestions for viral videos, including
- - - Getting me a segway to go to work from N14 to EC1.
- - - Which turned into me going on a segway that's ghetto'd out with a boom box and all that.
- - - Which turned into me doing the segway out of a plane on a sky-dive.
- - - - - Which turned to show me their "Air" sports section and it being talked about feasability, with sponsers and how we would do it =S
- Seeing some code that really made me 'wow', like, can't take a copy for myself no matter what or legal-times.
- Going out for coffee with the dev-team, but I realised that we were back in my office and I hadn't bought anything and it was to late to go back... I thought more people were going somewhere else but they had packed lunches.
- The work they expected me to do this week; all done today.
- Getting This sushi for £7 on the way home.
- Being able to complain about fucking idiots on the tube.
- Getting home just in time for the intro of hollyoaks.
- Seeing all you lot say how amazing I am ! And I believe it too !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
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