There is some good telly on this evening
What are you doing tonight?

Alt Q: If you'd be given £1000 in hard cash and told to go and spend it on something fun. What would you buy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:19, 248 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have Victim Support calls to make (yay being a volunteer) and a nice dinner to cook.
Alt Q: Poker, theatre, zorbing, a track day, a aerobatic flight experience, cocktails and clothes :)
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Alt answer
MASSIVE DRUGS, a pet tortoise, a pet porpoise and a sense of purpose.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Im staying in to see if my local libaries eBook service works with linux
also a golden statue of surprised kitty
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Update:
No it does not work. Flangecakes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Evening
Plan to get a bit of writing done this evening since I spent all weekend moping and drinking.

Reckon I'd spend it on tattoos, been too long since my last one.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

The most amazing night out, theatre and machalin star Chinese food.
With a really good mate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Is that this evening
Or the plan with the grand?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Nah', that's with the grand.
This evening is all hollyoaks and sushi to celebrate that I AM FUCKING AWESOME AT MY FUCKING AWESOME NEW JOB.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Good for you.
Not so sure about the Hollyoaks thing, but the being mint in work thing sounds good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

gongrats!
See what I did there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I was all like....
"I'm tracing the error, the definitions are being passed through, or the function is being called before the definition"
And they're all like
"Nah' man, the V.Hosts are fucked, look, your htaccess wasn't copied over 'cus we had hidden files closed in the copy from USB, which was fine for the SVN, but not for the usb copy"
And I'm all like
"Naaaaah' man, can't be that, it was working fine a moment ago, donno why it's fucked"
And they're all like
"OK man, I'm going home, got a train to catch, don't stay up to late on it"
And then I'm all like,
"Ok dudes, don't worry, won't stay up to long, wont' be able to sleep 'till I fix it though"
And they're all like
"Cool, laters"
"Laters bruv'"
.... then, 15 minutes later, I go "YATTA ! and realise it's in the execution of the error handler pulling in to early on some obscure php notice but the definitions haven't been created yet so the error handler is throwing exceptions and causing havoc", commented out the line that defined the custom error handling, Ef Fived (well, cmd+r)'d that mother fucker, and IT ALL WORKS.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

......yay

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

I got change out of £7 for this....


Even in the cheapest of supermarkets you wouldn't get that amount for even 3 times that money. And even in Waitrose or Marks you wouldn't get sushi this nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

*copy'n'paste about things I loved about today
- Getting up early and ready for the day
- Feeling really really productive
- Working on a website (or series of websites) that has 1.7gb of stuff (excluding user pics/vids) and 8gb DB (some of it redundant, some of it missing).... most of my sites, minus pictures, could fit on a floppy disk.
- Making people laugh all day long with my suggestions for viral videos, including
- - - Getting me a segway to go to work from N14 to EC1.
- - - Which turned into me going on a segway that's ghetto'd out with a boom box and all that.
- - - Which turned into me doing the segway out of a plane on a sky-dive.
- - - - - Which turned to show me their "Air" sports section and it being talked about feasability, with sponsers and how we would do it =S
- Seeing some code that really made me 'wow', like, can't take a copy for myself no matter what or legal-times.
- Going out for coffee with the dev-team, but I realised that we were back in my office and I hadn't bought anything and it was to late to go back... I thought more people were going somewhere else but they had packed lunches.
- The work they expected me to do this week; all done today.
- Getting This sushi for £7 on the way home.
- Being able to complain about fucking idiots on the tube.
- Getting home just in time for the intro of hollyoaks.
- Seeing all you lot say how amazing I am ! And I believe it too !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Good stuff.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I'd pay back my mate the £70 I owe him, £400 on MDMA and the rest on clothes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

How much MDMA would you get for £400?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I think about £400's worth
*Nods wisely*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I was waiting for that, thank you.
What volume of MDMA would you get for £400? Answer preferably in metric.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I really don't know.
But I'll say just over three-feet.

I've not bought pills in donkeys years.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Nah me neither.
MDMA without the pilly exterior and general shit mixed with it is rather nice though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I've not bought donkey pills in years either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Massive Drugs Fail

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

prolly 12 big G's
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I reckon half an ounce seeing as the dealer I know is a mate.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

prostitutelols

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

probably watching a movie or two, playing with the pup
alt: buy tickets for the game this weekend or book tickets for that London

I told my roommate this weekend she was going with me. When I was drunk. I said "I choose you".
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

What game?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Falcons v Eagles
fooooooooootbaaaaaaaaall
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

You've lost me there
I'm a football supporter and I'm not familar with either team.

I assume you are talking about 'football' being a game that's played mostly with the feet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

meant to put NFL there, yeah, not that game where you're chasing a ball around a field like a wittle kittum

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Wittle Kittum. Bless.
You mean the game that is a bit like rugby but played by nancy-boys who have to wear a crash-helmet and body armour?

4 hours of stoppages? That'll be NFL.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

not really

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Going to that London are we?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

going to start saving so I can FOR REALZ
It's not as horrible expensive as I originally thought, just need to get my ass in gear
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Have you done the UK before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

no

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

You should come.
It's always sunny, never rains and if you get lost in London, everyone is dead helpful! :-)

Any parts of the UK/Europe appeal?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I live in America, not in a hole in the ground, dear :)
Just Engerland, really
maybe Aberdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

why aberdeen?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Deep fried Mars bars?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

other b3tans there I'd like to meet

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)

damn I have to hold a bash

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

where are you?
I reckon I'll just hold off and be like, yo who fancies meeting up for a pint at the weekend
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Leeds
toursity thing: www.leedsliveitloveit.com/visitors/home
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Ooh, I'm in Leeds
Come one, come all!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Do you fancy going out for a drink?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

If you come to England
Visit Bath.

You'll love it there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Wherever you end up we should try and throw you at OT b3tabash

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I have a feeling you're being secretly mean to me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I'm not. Bath is lovely.
Neither is it a million miles away from my hometown.

visitbath.co.uk/

Stand on me. Bath is lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

well shit
that looks awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I have not been :[

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

I've had loads of suggestions, other than That London, Aberdeeeeen, lots of different places in Ireland
Blackpool, and now Bath.

Deffo won't be able to afford all that :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I've always fancied visiting Bath.
I'v never been.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

^
I've always fancied visiting having a Bath
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Pfft!
Very poor : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I only have a shower

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

It depends on how long you were planning on staying

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

well what's the point in going from one place to the next so quickly?
I'd like to take my time and visit, perhaps a couple places in one trip, then another trip another time.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Good point.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I'm glad you've got such a low opinion of my tourist advice to think that I'm being mean to you!
Bath is lovely. It's especially nice at Christmas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I'll have a look at the uni there

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Bath is fucking awesome. I used to work there about 15 years ago and loved it. Great place to take someone for a dirty weekend too.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

hmm
I'll gaz the missuus
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I can recommend a couple of good restaurants and a good hotel.
Also there's horse racing in the summer if you like that and they have a decent rugby team if you're in to that. Some of the villages surrounding Bath are also great so go by car so you can explore.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Why what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Why is Bath good for a dirty weekend.,

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Is anywhere shit for a dirty weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I miss-read that and thought you wanted somewhere for a scat weekend.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Well. If you know somewhere....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Probably not.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Doubt Cleethorpes is that great.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Depends who is getting your Rodney damp for you I suppose!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I don't know.
As long as the bed is clean and there's a local chemist for the morning after pill.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:30, Reply)

You can't get pregnant from anal.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Arseholes need a rest now and then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Yep. Nothing worse than a gaping void.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

See above.
Great restaurants, very scenic, nice pubs, good shopping if you want to treat someone. I may well retire there (or Edinburgh).
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

*Just needs a partner and to jump on the bus that stops at the end of the road*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Used to be a good "hunting ground" for the single chap about town - low chav quotient

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Very true.
I've had a number of successes in the city of Bath, like you say, a minimal number of chavs. Nice clubs and bars too. Moles was always tops for live music and Bristol is one stop on the train for bigger bands/alternative nights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I used to go to Moles, Players, Po Na Na's and Bog Island used to work in the Crystal Palace pub in the Abbey courtyard - this was in 90/91 mind.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Bog Island closed down years ago.
It was always good fun in there.

Come closing time, we'd always go to Schwartz Bros for the finest take-out burger in Bath!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

1/2 lb blue cheese burger FTW!!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Are you hankering after a Schwartz?
I was in Bath a couple of weeks ago and couldn't resist going there.

They are still as nice as they were 15 years back!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Had forgotten all about them until you mentioned them.

It's good they are still going.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Still going and still going strong
And yeap. They still do the thick milkshakes - and you still get a raffle ticket with your order number on it!

*Thinks of nipping out for one now*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

*salivates and is jealous*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

nine hundred and ninety four lottery tickets
And a packet of smokes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Yeah, you classy! :D

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

What brand of tabs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

probably treat myself to some lucky strikes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Get on the Lucky's eh?
I used to smoke Diet-Marlboro, but switched to rolling my own a few years back. I smoke far less and spend very little supporting my smoking habit!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

my rollies always look pregnant

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

try putting less in one end

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

If you stop buying proper tabs
And just get some baccy, skins and filters you'll soon learn to roll if you want a smoke!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

or get a pipe

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

TGB 'Pipe smoker of the year 2010'
That has a certain ring to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

my g/f got me a pipe as she thought it made me look hillarious

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Some years ago I got a mate
a pipe and slippers for his 40th birthday. Of course, at the time, I was in my 20's.

I'm nearer 40 than 30 now. I fear reprisal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

a zimmer frame?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

They are quite easy to steal
As the people who use them are often quite infirm.

I wouldn't rule it out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I dont know
I knew an evil old bitch that used one
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

A decent one is fucking expensive - Dad bought one for my 95 year-old g'ma with a couple of accessories: £400.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

£400?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Yep. I told him he could have got her a second hand segway for not much more.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

You'd imagine the price of used Segways has dropped a bit in the last 2 weeks as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Bit late. She's dead now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Same as the bloke who invented the Segway then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I got a pipe from the pound shop
and smoked rolling tobacco in it.

My friend who REALLY smokes a pipe has threatened to buy me a real one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Mine look like the boa constrictor eating an elephant from the Little Prince.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

That's just decadent.
Why not just throw in a Vienetta for afterwards as well?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Brilliant.
What flavour Vienetta though?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

ooh ok! mint one

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

toffee!
wait? do they do toffee, they should

I bought toffee cider today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Served on a Faberge egg :)
I may actually present you with a mint Vienetta next Friday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

ooh pub icecream noms

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Remind me next week :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I want some icecream for my sore throat

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Damn thats a good answer

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I will be pretending to work
and then going to a pub quiz where we will get about 24/40

I think I'd buy a computer that can handle the pictures from the camera I spent £1000 on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I shall be watching masterchef and then timeteam because I'm cool like that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Whitechapel is on this evening.
Watch that. It's dead good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

whats it about?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitechapel_(TV_series)

The first series was dead good, but I don't think you'd need to have seen series 1 to understand series 2.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

I'll give it a watch

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

My televisual recommendations are always* spot on.
Just ask TGB.

*I've only made one other suggestion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

what was that?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

pawn stars ftw

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Note the other suggestion for this evening TGB.
You won't regret it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Its on megavideo
seems ok
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

What's megavideo?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

its a streaming site

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

pub quiz over in west london
Alt q - a grand? Jeff I just spent 300quid on hair products for this month, give me a real challemge!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

live on 1200 a month

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

i earned about 900 a month as an estate agent and 1100 as a trainee
Whatever I earn I spend, utterly moronic really, but I've got no dependants so I guess I'll keep doing it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

*feels poor*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I suspect this would only affect Swipe
If you upped it to Brewster's Millions.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Well if someone walks up to you and says Swipe
Have a grand, you've got 48 hours to spent in - what would you do with it?

2 and a half months of hair products? Or something more fun?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

i'd probably
Spend it on a long weekend away or spa with a stressed friend who can't afford anything at the moment due to house move etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Is Monty moving?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

haha i hardly think he'd appreciate a spa weelend!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

It's just what he needs at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

he might dispute
That assessment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

He'd love it.*
*Actually, this is Monty isn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

I totally would.
Wanna go splitsys? Night out on the town followed by a spa weekend?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

*JTDF needs to point out that any spa weekends would need to be self funded and there isn't a grand coming your way*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Is that not JTWPF now?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Oh yeah.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Sitting around, drinking coke, not doing very much.
Alt: Lots of clothes. A tattoo. Lots of booze for close friends.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

A rent boy till I run out of money or he runs out of stamina.
Watching the pink panther.

Also trying not to drink any wine.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

The Pink Panther?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau.
Not the cartoon.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

*Itchy Chin*
It's the rinky-dink-panther for you isn't it Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

He's a gentleman, a scholar and an acrobat.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Ahh.
Saturday evenings.

The Pink Panther followed by the Dukes of Hazzard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I miss the old days.
TV is crap now. That's why I have to keep renting Zombie movies.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I always like Friday night telly.
As a kid, I got to stay up later, so I could watch The Fall Guy, Winner Takes All (or Play your Cards Right) and either The Professionals or Dempsey and Makepeace.

Saturdays, post Dukes of Hazzard, we'd always watch 3-2-1.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I used to like all the old horror movies and the Hammer House films that came on on a Saturday night.
And the Generation Game.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Life.
Is the name of the game, and I wanna play the game with you!

Give us a twirl Blousie, and lets go to the scores on the doors.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)

*twirls*
When I add up the business we've done at work each month I ask my dad if he wants to hear the scores on the doors. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

The Generation Game went downhill when that cunt Davidson took over.
There was no more twirling then.

Game shows aren't as good as they once were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Davidson is a racist cunt.
*adds him to killing list*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I know.
I also used to love Blankety Blank. Les Dawson had me in stitches.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

nostalgia isn't as good as it once was
either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

and something with noel edmunds before he turned into the devil
then Julliet Bravo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Can we define the point Edmunds went cunty?
I was never a fan of Julliet Bravo, I was more of a fan of The Gentle Touch and CATS Eyes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

I think 'discovered cosmic ordering'
is actually a cover for 'made a pact with the devil'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Writing sarcasm
alt q: Three month's rent anywhere but here
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Actually, on second thoughts, I'd buy Swipe a bucket of sand, some drawing paper, pritt stick and some crayons.
Then ask her to use them to do a portrait of me, then I'd auction it for hundreds of thousands of pounds as an edgy, impressionist work of art.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

you'd have to get me to agree to look at you first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I'd trick you by shouting 'OOH LOOK, A PINK BOTTEGA VENETA BAMBINA!'
That would work A TREAT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

you'd have to get me to agree to listen to you first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

All I would do was shout about the handbag, your handbag hormones would kick in and you would be putty in my hands.
PUTTY.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

i'd just take the handbag
and run.

or rather turn scornfully on my stilettoes and toss my hair so the glossy ends just flick your face as i walk away, hips swaying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Like I say, PUTTY.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

so long as you didn't turn to putty in my hands or anywhere else
that would be neither use nor ornament.

right. off to the quiz now, have a great night y'all, if anyone is lurking around later i will tell you whether we won or lost horribly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Good luck Swipe
Wipe the floor with them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

that's some pretty expensive crayons
but you gotta spend money to make money I suppose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Speculate to accumulate, I'm all over dat shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Mo'fuckin Sound-ass financial advice holmes

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Yo, take these deets- s'all about the Benjamins, homeslice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

word

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Dope.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Working .
Alt Q: There's nothing I really want.
I had a super-duper weekend for less than £100, I'm going to Edinburgh for next-to-nothing in a few weeks so maybe I'd use it for spends there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

The £1k would go towards the engagement ring I am saving up for.
Tonight = watching telly (inc Whitechapel) whilst eating leftover Beef Bourginion.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

How much are you planning on spending on the ring?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Thirdy penga

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

I don't speak scouse :-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Thirty new pence, old chap.
If I become a rapper I'd like to be called Thirdy Penga or Twenny Penga.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I think it means the contents of thirty stolen handbags

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Click

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Hubcaps.
I have some moral standards you know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

You still fiddlin' the 'leccy Roots?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Yeah
but you can't use a negative any more.
There aren't many around and they work different now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

You lost me after 'Yeah'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Not sure. The gf likes a particular style of jewellery (Carbuchon or something??) and I don't know what something nice in that style will cost. Think it will be best to get it made at Hatton Garden - good value there apparently
I don't pay myself a great deal - most of the profit we make is being re-invested in the company to fund expansion so I am waiting to pay myself a dividend (tax efficient).
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Go on a fact-finding trip to South Africa
You'll get the diamonds for pennies over there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

I would love to go to S.A. I have the airmiles to do so - just haven't got the time. I like the idea of having something made from blood diamonds.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I wonder if your ex colleague
Would spend the grand on 'a replacement laptop'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

He could get one with a windscreen wiper for that money which he probably needs giving the amount of wanking he must have been doing

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Your girlfriend has taste.
It's basically polished stones instead of faceted ones. She's not about the bling she's about the ethnicity.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I need female help with this once I have the cash together - I have a female mate who can help but she has v expensive ideas

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

If you want to email or gaz me ideas then I would be more than happy to help.
Sending me a pic of her would also help. I could get a rough idea from how she looks. Women have special skillz at judging other women. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Brilliant. Thank you. Once I have some dosh I will definitely do that. She is quite posh (old Edinburgh establishment family)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Yes but I get the idea she's more of the eccentric posh than the stuffy posh.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Correct!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

There you go.
You should also be able to judge what she likes by the jewellery you've already seen her in. Fine or chunky. Silver or gold. Bright or earthy colours etc.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I know she likes gold but not white gold or platinum. She makes her own necklaces (she's done a few courses on that). She wears earthy colours - never black - as she's a redhead and so pale skinned.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Well get looking and show me what you find.
If you google cabachon then you'll get a few ideas too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Don't look at me. I'm cheeeeeap.
I don't like diamonds. I like pearls.
I'd have her in Lizzy Duke sterling silver specials.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I am not particularly superstitious but I have heard that pearls are unlucky?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

There's an old saying 'pearls for tears'.
But according to other sources they symbolise purity, wisdom and true love.
I have found them to be elegant and lucky so far.
When I moved from fake ones to real ones, conicidentally or not, I got tired of superficial people and found a lot more genuine ones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Oooo! deep.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

You are Marge Simpson
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

I like pearls.
If I didn't have great big streched lobes then I would have got some nice real beauties.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

GIGANTO-PEARLS!
Right, i'm off to work, trah.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Bye!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Tattoos , a bear cub, and new drum sticks

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

most manly post ever

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

He forgot 'raw meat'
unless he's going to eat the cub alive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

after tattooing it
with drumsticks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Tattoos , a bear cub, and new drum sticks a night with an expensive well hung Hungarian bloke and a large tub of lube.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I reckon he's man enough to be taken dry.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

reckon he's a double fister?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

*thinks*
Mebbie.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Bob should keep some of the cash back then - to pay for surgery after the inevitable anal prolapse

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

BOAT! LOL

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Haha!
Blast from the past.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Haha chumlee on a minibike ftw
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

You love Chumlee!
You love Chumlee!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

He's brilliant!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I want to be in with the in crowd.
Who or what is chumlee?
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pawn_Stars
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Oh! I don't have Sky TV so have never seen it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

All of the episodes are on YouTube
TGB has got well into it watching it online.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I'll try to remember to watch it then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

You'll love it.
But don't just take my word for it, ask the Badger. She'll agree too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I believe you : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

ITS AMAZING

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

You'll love it Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

He's fucking stupid.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Stupidly brilliant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)