Oh man, I'm certainly a fat mess, and am often referred to as such.
I'm aiming to move from being a fat mess to a fat laugh to a curvy laugh.

And stop drinking so fucking much when I do drink.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alcohol is a sin. Except Duvel.
If you wanna lose weight, just walk everywhere and stop drinking regularly. I weighed thirten stone at the last bash, I'm now nearly eleven. Piece of piss, and I do zero exercise besides making sure I walk an hour every day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I drink about 3-4 times a month.
But when I do it'll be to excess. I do walk quite a lot. I would walk to uni but I don't quite fancy the Walworth Road. Still. Might still be as quick as the bus.

I think diet's the main thing with me. As in, I don't have one, I don't eat regularly or well at all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

I used to be ridiculously bad with food. Now I don't eat anything without checking calories first. Quite sad really.
I suppose it's different for doris', but I try and eat five meals a day all around 300 calories. Whilst getting through about five apples and ten mugs of green tea. Once you get into it it's a piece of piss.

EDIT - Innocent veg pots are absolutely class for this, I could happily live off them for the rest of my days. 300 calories a go, three of your five veg a day and they just taste like vegetable curries. They're £3.50 each though (I just nick them).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Diet coke
and Special K cereal bars here. Then three evenings a week I have a dinner or so
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

I'm trying to work out if I'd suit the 2 small meals 1 large or the 5 small meals approach
I might get back into my black tea. I like my black tea. I know it's not as good as the green stuff, but I may have to draw the line somewhere.

I'll try it out though. Cheers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

the diet link
that crackhouseceilidhband posted looked like it could work. The problem with small meals is that you're tempted to overeat at them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:18, Reply)

What was the link?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:18, Reply)

here you go
www.nosdiet.com/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

they are amazing
but bastard tesco has them at half price at the moment, so they are always always always sold out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)

oooohohooooh
I might order some online
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)

the current seasonal one
bombay curry is AMAZING. although if you like spicy food you will need to add a bit of spice; it's pretty mild.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)

I go in at lunchtime and just stuff four into my bag.
Plus two or three tins of soup. Then buy some fags from one of the counters and I'm done for the day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

but only by yourself!
i am sure noone else does.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

You've not heard the SexFace story, obviously.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

i don't count
what some bloke from the interweb says, that's not real, ignore that shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)