I dreamt that I had broadband and TV again after two weeks without.
It was just a fucking dream, unfortunately.

Some poor 12-year-old in Bangalore is going to get it with both barrels this morning. I feel sorry for them. A bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty, I saw something last night that warmed my cockles

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

And what lovely cockles they are too.
What did you see?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

It was a photo.
Monty don't do that thing you got offered. Keep inviting good things into your life. You need those more than dosh.
/hippy shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

And what was in this photo? Or can you not say?
My meeting has been postponed until this evening. I am keeping an open mind as I really could do with a cash injection.

Two months of paranoia could get rid of a credit card or my overdraft. It's something I do need to think about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Get a bar job instead
Or something mate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I'm far too much of a snob to countenance such a climbdown.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

well your snobbery has served you well so far

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

My snobbery is like a comfortable pair of old slippers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I'll not say, but it involved a hair bun ;)
Oh Monty, you'll pay the credit card off eventually.
Imagine if your ex found out. Imagine the paranoia.
Don't rock the boat. You've suffered too much to get to this good stage in life.
I am genuinely concerned for you like an old aunty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Ah, the 'samurai' style.
*winks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I feel sorry for that lad in Bangalore
Poor Nigel.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)