I had an extremely vivid sex dream about my only mental ex.
I immediately woke up and phoned the current Falstaffette to tell her about it. This turned out to be a bad move.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You idiot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I wasn't thinking clearly
and in my caffeine-deprived sleep-addled onanistic fugue state it seemed like a decent topic of conversation.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

My ex would sometimes dream I'd been unfaithful
And refuse to speak to me the following day. Her dreams were that vivid she'd believe I'd fucked off with someone else, whilst being sound asleep next to her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Was your ex retarded, Jeff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Vivid dreams can affect you strongly the day after.
Last night I dreamt I was really horrible to my sister and I feel a bit guilty today. I may go and buy her something at lunchtime.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Yes, but in the end they're only dreams
and nobody's really responsible for them, and they're not real.

I expect logically explaining it thus will get me out of all trouble.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Don't be a div.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Sorry : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Ace I'm going to drop subliminal messages into my posts today to try and make you dream about being nasty to me.
I love presents.
(Cave Duck, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

BGB: BE NASTY TO CAVE DUCK

(Cave Duck, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Clearly
Although it might just have been the fact shes a woman the resulted in the mentalist behaviour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Because men just don't get mental at all eh Jeff?

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

not to the point where we blame other people for what happened in our dreams
I've been on the receiving end of that too. It is fucking mental.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

There are guys out there that get jealous if you so much as breathe near antother guy.
That's a form of mentalism.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

on average women are more mental though.
there's a considerably higher level of background mentalness. Men just have some significant outliers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Women are more mental than men because we are the ones that have to put up with you lot.
Obviously.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

that's absurd
and you know it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Typical bloody woman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I've got one.
'Women seem more mental to men because their minds operate in slightly different ways. Similarly, women don't truly 'get 'men's behaviour.'
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

That's a form of Moatyism.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

She's learning.
This is remarkably self aware behaviour from a woman. Well done love!

:P
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I do this!
Although it'll be the other way around, I'll dream I've cheated on Wiggy and I'll feel so bad about it I'll be extra nice to him the next day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

You twit.
No matter what you say, telling your current partner about a dream which involves an ex, is a dumb thing to do.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

See my reply to Boyce.
Anyway, it's okay. I'm going through to see her later, and she'll forgive me if I buy her something nice.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Flowers from a florist, petrol from a service station.
The above may help.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I was thinking more along the lines of a tongue piercing (her tongue).

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I assume it will be done proffesionally.
Not by you, with a pair of mole grips, a hammer and a rusty nail.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

She was tempted to get a gonzo piercing off one of her mates actually.
I dissuaded her with promises of money and no infected tongues.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

How kind of you.
Get to it then.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Well maybe I won't now.
Just to spite you.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)